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The Fabulous Jessica

Its my first time!

About Me

I am happily married to a wonderful man whom I share two beautiful children. I like cleaning. I enjoy Days of Our Lives. I look forward to being in the PTA next school year. I am a very boring individual.

My Interests

Midgets, Alpacas, Music.

I'd like to meet:

If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain.....if you like make making love at midnight on the dunes of the cape, then you're the person I've hoped for...come with me and escape.

Music:

The Beatles, John Lennon, Modest Mouse, Ugly Casanova, Beck, Weezer, The Rentals, She Wants Revenge, Of Montreal, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Smashing Pumpkins, The Offspring, Neutral Milk Hotel, Dean Martin, , The Cure, Desaparecidos, Bright Eyes, Elliott Smith, Death Cab for Cutie, Cursive, The Decemberists, Apples in Stereo, Built to Spill, The Ladybug Transisters, The White Stripes, The Hives, Creeper Lagoon, The Subways, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Wolf Parade, Concrete Blond, Nine Inch Nails, Plain White T's, The Spill Canvas, Murder by Death, Alakline Trio, Mogwai, People in Planes, The Shout out Louds, Concretes, The Dears, OK Go, Jimmy Eat World, Best Kissers in the World, Gerald Collier, Beulah, Belle and Sebastian, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, The Magnetic Fields, Wolfmother, Franz Ferdinand, The Doors, Azure Ray, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, The Shins, Thrift Store Cowboys, Queensychre, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, The Like, The Raveonettes, Ween, Pink Floyd, Billy Joel, Marvin Gaye, Sam Cooke, Eazy-E, Tupac, Billie Holliday, Etta James, Frank Sinatra, The Butthole Surfers, Nine Inch Nails, Sublime, The Beastie Boys, Snow Patrol, Smile, Cypress Hill, Bob Dylan, Joan Baez, The Greenhornes, The Racontuers, Olivia Tremor Control, Randy Rogers Band, Hayes Carll, Robert Earl Keen, Pat Green, Cross Canadian Ragweed, The Killers, My Morning Jacket, Local H, Lynard Skynard, Radiohead, The Goo Goo Dolls, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Pavement, Depeche Mode, The Pixies, The Violent Femmes, Stellastar, The Dresden Dolls, The Ramones, Matt Pond PA, The Flaming Lips, Panic! at the Disco, The Arctic Monkeys, The Scientists, The Counting Crows, and so on and so forth.

Locally, Probation Violation, Back in the Day, Zenabi, Amity Road, Phantom X, The Feds, The Valentine Failures, Deaf by Detox, and so much more.

Movies:

Fight Club, Donnie Darko, The Virgin Suicides, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, American Psycho, Vanilla Sky, Envy, Friday the 13th, Halloween, Night of the Living Dead, Psycho, Leave Her to Heaven, 80's brat pack movies. Almost all comedies with Ben Stiller,Adam Sandler or Will Ferrell. Big fan of horror movies, particularly of the slasher genre.

Television:

CSI, Lost, Law and Order, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Drawn Together, Da Ali G Show, Mythbusters, Deadwood, Battlestar Gallactica, way too much forensic related shit and Days of Our Lives (Shut Up)

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Brett Easton Ellis, Don Delillo, Kurt Vonneguet. Anything true crime related.

Heroes:

The guy that plays Ali G, lottery winners, people who do nothing at work and get paid for it, and myself.

My Blog

I may be an idiot.....

....but was I the only person bawling their eyes out when John Black died on Days of Our Lives today? Am I hormonal? Does anyone even watch this show?Oh, my....what will we do when there are no one ...
Posted by The Fabulous Jessica on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:13:00 PST

Chloe Elizabeth

Chloe Elizabeth was born May 29th 2007 at 1:04pm. She weighed 7 lbs and 6 oz and was 19 inches long. She is healthy and adorable and we couldn't be happier.
Posted by The Fabulous Jessica on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:41:00 PST

I am having a baby next week

For anyone who doesn't know and wants to be in the know, my c-section is scheduled for the morning of June 4th. If you want to come and visit me you can, just message me and I will let you know the ho...
Posted by The Fabulous Jessica on Mon, 28 May 2007 03:55:00 PST

I have some questions about Hank Williams Jr.

He is a very confusing fellow, and anyone and I mean anyone, would be confused if they listen to his lyrics.In "All My Rowdy Friends Have Settled Down", Hank laments that none of his friends want to g...
Posted by The Fabulous Jessica on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:55:00 PST

I'm apparently Satan-tastical tonight

The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.[Really? The devil was looking for a soul to steal and the first thing that popped into his head was to rush down to Georgia? Are you...
Posted by The Fabulous Jessica on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:56:00 PST

Sweet, Sad, Satan

I am highly amused by backmasking. My favorite so far is Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven played backwards. Here are the supposed lyrics:"Oh here's to my sweet Satan. The one whose little path would ...
Posted by The Fabulous Jessica on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:25:00 PST

Snakes and Snails and Puppy Dog Tails

Thats what little boys are made of.....I,however, am having a little girl.Sonogram pictures to follow when my husband rips them off the DVD.
Posted by The Fabulous Jessica on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:05:00 PST

Guys Gone Wild

I was watching TV tonight and saw an advertisement for Guys Gone Wild. This is made by the same people that do Girls Gone Wild, only they have college guys doing one armed push ups, taking their shirt...
Posted by The Fabulous Jessica on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 01:12:00 PST

Imagine....

Imagine there's no Heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people Living for today Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for A...
Posted by The Fabulous Jessica on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 12:10:00 PST

The Wonderous Wonder of Popsicles

I am in love.I am in love with Philly Swirl Stix. I have seriously eaten like a box and a half in one day. I will weigh 500 lbs by the time I have this baby. At this point I dont even care.Really I do...
Posted by The Fabulous Jessica on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:28:00 PST