Who's footprints are these?!

I'd like to meet:

"Edgar Allen Poe hated New York so much, that he came down to Baltimore to die!. "

- John Waters
"Television has become the pitri dish where this world grows it's idiots.. "

- Dr. John Becker
"With women, it's always one of two things. Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Or they DO sleep with you... and then there's really no need to ever call them again."

- Ryan Reynolds

I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.

- This has been "Deep Thoughts", by Jack Handy.

Music:

"My music isn't better than yours, but to me, it IS!"

Oh wai- Fuck you, my music kicks your's ass!!

Thrash and Grindcore has a huge spot in my heart, as does Metalcore, Hardcore, Death, Doom, and Black.
Noise, basically..
Anything from the 50's - 80's..

Just some of the bands I choose to cleanse my hearing with:
10,000 Maniacs
AC/DC
Acid Bath
Alanis Morissette
Alice in Chains
All Shall Perish
All the Heathers are Dying
Anal Cunt
Animosity
Anthrax
APerfectCircle
Aria
Arsis
As Blood Runs Black
As For Us
As I Lay Dying
Atreyu
August Burns Red
Azazel
Bad Religion
Behemoth
Beneath The Massacre
Beneath The Sky
Between The Buried And Me
Black Flag
Black Label Society w/Zakk Wylde
Black Sabbath
Blitzkid
Blondie
Blue Öyster Cult
Body Count
BoyHitsCar
Bring Me The Horizon
Burn the Priest
Cake
Camp Kill Yourself [CKY]
CancerSlug
Cannibal Corpse
Cattle Decapitation
Cephalic Carnage
Chimaira
Circle of Dead Children
Converge
Corrosion Of Conformity
Crimson Falls
Cyndi Lauper
DangerDoom
Danzig
Dark Autumn
Darkest Hour
David Bowie
Dead To Fall
Depeche Mode
Despised Icon
Dethklok
Dio
Divinyls
Dire Straits
DJ Q-Bert
DJ Venom
Dream Theater
Ed Gein
Elvis
Evergreen Terrace
EyeHateGod
Faith No More
Fear Factory
Fatboy Slim
Fiona Apple
Foreigner
From a Second Story Window
From Autumn To Ashes
Fugazi
Glass Casket
Gnar Kills
GoatWhore
Gravity Kills
Green Day (of olde)
Green Jelly
Greg Pattillo's Beatbox Flute
Group X
Gunnar Hansen's Anatomy Class [R.I.P.]
GWAR
GutterMouth
Heaven Shall Burn
Helmet
Himsa
Hopesfall
Huey Lewis And The News
I Killed the Prom Queen
Iced Earth
Iron Maiden
Jack Johnson
Jeff Buckley
Jethro Tull
Joan Jett
Job for a Cowboy
Johnny Cash
Journey
Joy Division
Judas Priest
Kansas
KillSwitch Engage [w/Jesse Leach]
KillWhitneyDead
King Crimson
KMFDM
Knights of The Abyss
Kyle Justin (w/The AVGN)
Kyuss
Lamb Of God
Last House On The Left
Led Zeppelin
Mad Season
Mastodon
Megadeth (Mustaine's voice is funny, drunk)
MegaDriver
Metallica [83'-86' The Cliff Burton years, R.I.P.]
Michale Graves
Ministry
Morbid Angel
Mother Love Bone
Mötley Crüe
MotorHead (Lemmy's funny, drunk)
Mr. Bungle
N.E.R.D.
N.W.A.
Napalm Death
Natalie Imbruglia
Nilah
Nile
Nine Inch Nails
Nerf Herder
Nirvana
Nora
Norma Jean
Overcast
Pantera [R.I.P. Dimebag]
Pennywise
Pearl Jam
Pig Destroyer
Pink Floyd
Pissing Razors
Poe
Poison the Well
PowerGlove
Prayer for Cleansing
Preschool Tea Party Massacre
Presidents of the United States of America
Primus
PsychoStick
Psyopus
Public Enemy
Queen
Queens Of The Stoneage
Rage Against the Machine
Rancid
Richard Cheese & The Lounge Against the Machine
Rod Stewart
Run DMC
Rush
Sage Francis
Sam Hain
Screaming Trees
See You Next Tuesday
Seneca (post-Aria)
Sepultura
She Wants Revenge
Signal When
SixFeetUnder
Slayer
Snake River Conspiracy
Snot
Sonic Youth
SoulFly
Stabbing Westward
Steely Dan
Stephen Lynch
Stone Temple Pilots
Strapping Young Lad
Styx
Suicide Silence
Supernova
Tears For Fears
Ted Nugent
Temple of the Dog
Ten Masked Men
The Absence
The Acacia Strain
The Advantage
The Agony Scene
The Aphex Twin
The Art of Dying [AVG]
The Ataris
The Autumn Offering
The Beatles
The Berzerker
The Black Dahlia Murder
The Butthole Surfers
The Cars
The Clash
The Cranberries
The Crystal Method
The Cure
The Dan Band
The Dave Matthews Band
The Dead Milkmen
The Deftones
The Dillinger Escape Plan
The Exploited
The Faceless
The Foo Fighters
The Haunted
The HeartLand
The Irish Front
The Melvins
The MiniBosses
The Misfits [The Danzig/Graves era]
The NESkimos
The Pixies
The Police
The Red Chord
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Red Queen Effect
The Rolling Stones
The Rollins Band
The Scorpions
The Smashing Pumpkins
The Spin Doctors
The Taste of Blood
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
The Who
The Wu-Tang Clan
The Year 200X
They Might Be Giants
Thin Lizzy
Thoughts Of Ionesco
Through the Eyes of the Dead
TISM [This Is Serious Mum]
Tom Petty & The Heart Breakers
Tool [92'-96']
Tracy Bonham
True Sounds Of Liberty
Twila Reid
Underneath The Gun
Undying
Vader
Venom
With These Hands
Whisteria Cottage
White Zombie
Winds of Plague
With Blood Comes Cleansing
Yes
Yngwie Malmsteen
Zao

Oh yeah, and I like Nintendo/NES music too, fooh!!

Movies:

Eh.. Bringing Out The Dead, Throw Momma From The Train, Deliverance, Night Of The Comet, The Stuff, Soylent Green, The Aviator, Feast, Martin, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, C.H.U.D., I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, Transformers, Slither, The Re-Animator, Invasion of The Body Snatchers, The Life Aquatic, Running With Scissors, Cecil B. Demented, Maniac, Psycho, The Crazies, The Blob, The Birds, Little Miss Sunshine, Scanners, Reefer Madness (the musical), The 40 Year Old Virgin, Run Ronnie Run, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Boyz In the Hood, The Departed, Sleepers, Child's Play [I & II only!], Bruiser, Requiem for a Dream, Harsh Times, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, 28 Days Later, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Revolver, Blade Runner, UHF, Road To Perdition, Don't be a Menace to Society, The Deer Hunter, Donnie Darko, Night Of The Demons, The Royal Tenenbaums, Waking The Dead, The Prestige, Shaun of the Dead, Taxi Driver, The Machinist, Trainspotting, I Zombie, Natural Born Killers, Slackers, Formula 51, Ed Wood, The Notebook, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Ghost in the Shell, Stand By Me, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Identity, Scarface, Tombstone, Apt Pupil, HighLander, Apocalypse Now, V for Vendetta, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, The Replacements, Ninja Scroll, The Ladykillers, The Anarchist Cookbook, Boyz N The Hood, Gangs of New York, Fist Of The NorthStar, Grosse Pointe Blank, New Jack City, NightWatch, Ghost, My First Mister, American History X, Snatch, Gridlocked, Crash, Smokin' Aces, Rocky (ONLY I-IV, V was moderately "okay"), Rocky Balboa, Hackers (even though it was kind of lame), The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Magnolia, Clerks (and Clerks II), Return Of The Living Dead {and "Part II"), 200 Cigarettes, BubbleBoy, Mulholland Dr., Vampire Hunter D (aswell as Bloodlust), RoboCop (just I & II), Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, Adaptation, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (just part I), Groundhog Day, The Full Monty, Golgo 13, American Beauty, Fargo, High Fidelity, Suicide Kings, Blow, The Garden State, Goodfellas, Powder, Angus, Return Of The Living Dead, Benny and Joon, Lost Highway, Gremlins (and The New Batch), Boondock Saints, Raising Arizona, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Welcome To The Dollhouse, CopLand, The Ghostbusters (I & II), Strangeland, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Wild at Heart, The Big Labowski, Weird Science, Jack the Bear, Pulp Fiction, The Army of Darkness, The Breakfast Club, Predator, Chasing Amy, Vanilla Sky, Blue Velvet, Rumble Fish, Sin City, A Clockwork Orange, Employee Of The Month, Office Space, The Big Hit, Back to the Future (aswell as part II & III), Dazed and Confused, Return of the Killer Tomatoes!, The Shawshank Redemption, The Evil Dead (aswell as II), Orange County, Equilibrium, Darkman, Apocalypse Now, Pink Floyd's The Wall, The City of Lost Children, Lost In Translation, The Outsiders, Silent Hill, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Dark City, Reservoir Dogs, Full Metal Jacket, Waiting, Mallrats, Tiger Land, The Lost Boys, Tank Girl, West Side Story, Rambo [all three of 'em], American Psycho, HEAT, Catch Me If You Can, The Goonies, Better Off Dead, Akira, A Scanner Darkly, etc..
DISCLAIMER: I despise Peter Jackson films, 'cept for DeadAlive.

Television:

Rarely watch it, but if I do; It'd be Dethklok-Metalocalypse, Mega64 , GameTrailers , ScrewAttack , Showmageddon , Cinemassacre , Scrubs, The Simpsons, The Office, Family Guy, My Name Is Earl, The Venture Bros., House, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, SeaLab 2021, Futurama, Heroes, Late Night With Conan O'Brien, Korgoth of Barbaria, Becker, Moral Orel, The Boondocks, Prison Break, Married.. With Children reruns, EUReKA, 'Til Death Do Us Part, and COPS.. Everything else is already contained within a DVD collection of some sort-or another.

Books:

Owner's manuals, instruction manuals to my video games, old issues of Nintendo Power [EGM, etc], Comic books, graphic novels, novels about graphics, movies in a book, your mom's love letters, Kevin Smith material, Bret Easton Ellis, SeanBaby's EGM periodicals, Chuck Palahniuk, crime noir (Sin City), Edgar Allan Poe, Geoffrey Chaucer, case files, biographies about cultist and serial killers, F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Anarchist Cookbook, Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm, A Beginner's Guide to Constructing the Universe, S. E. Hinton, Helter Skelter, Nazi/WWI/WWII propagandistic literature, The Necronomicon, J.D. Salinger, The Zombie Survival Guide, the news paper, etc.. maybe someday I'll get around to some of Tom Robbins' garbage and Hunter S. Thompson's trash..

Heroes:

My cousin; Ronnie.
The family.. then the friends.
Captain America
ZOD!
The REAL Men & Women of Law Enforcement
G.I. Joe (and Cobra)
John "Motheryetifucking" Stone
Mike Patton
Johnny Cash
Cyndi Lauper
John Dillinger
Mitch Hedburg
Chuck Norris
Vlad The Impaler
Seth MacFarlane
Frank Miller
Jean Claude Van-Damme
Keith Olbermann
RoboCop
Sonny Chiba
Dolores O'Riordan
The Angry Video Game Nerd
Christopher Walken
Natalie Portman
Charles Bronson
George "Maddox" Ouzounian
Christina Ricci
Bill Hicks
The Batman
Tony Todd
Kevin Smith
Makoto "Mako" Iwamatsu
Morgan Spurlock
Tom Savini
Ziyi Zhang
Raul Julia
Keith David
Steve Carell
Stan Lee
Mr. T
The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
Charles Manson
SeanBaby
Edward "Blackbeard" Teach
George A. Romero
Yoko Matsugane
Agent V
Stephen Lynch
Kevin Peter Hall
Bruce Lee
Todd McFarlane
Cassandra Peterson
Phil Lamarr
Gunner Hansen
Christina Applegate
Bruce Campbell
Layne Staley
Alyssa Milano
Gary Oldman
Seth Putnam
Robert Englund
Julia Strain
Christian Bale
Ryan Reynolds
Steven Seagal
Sylvester Stallone
Doug Bradley
Jennifer Tilly
Yagyu Jubei Mitsuyoshi
Chris Benoit
Clint Eastwood
Friedrich Nietzsche
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Joe Rogan, "Carlos" Mencia is a fag.
The guy that created Nintendo.
The guy that created Victoria's Secret..
And, BlitzKid ('cause they took on the Misfits)
Etc..
Captain N compels you!!