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About Me

I'm nothin' special. I'm not in a band. I prefer to be like everyone else. I'll be your friend. I'm far from threatening. Because I look something like Dana Carvey, people immediatley find me amusing and fun to be with. Due to my passive demeanor, people generally feel slightly superior, even smarter than me. I'm the square that will allow you to manifest your own coolness and cutting edge. Your tattoos, colored hair and body piercings will boldly contrast my banal exterior. I could be described as normal.
I AM NormalBobSmith's brother, so around here that makes me somebody!!
I also suffer from RLS... restless leg syndrome, don't ya know.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Robert Crumb and Brett Favre... but not at the same time.

My Blog

Bob Smith USA - Reviewed by me... NormalBob's Brother

For most of you reading this, I have to assume you've seen "Bob Smith USA" and that you are fans of NormalBobSmith, my youngest brother. That being the case, I'm not gonna worry too much about spoilin...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 23:21:00 GMT

NormalBobSmith's (Previous) Secret Life

I can't help but notice just how many ladies seem to be panting after my little brother on his MySpace site! They behave in a most forward manner, making very provocative suggestions. I can only hope ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 22:45:00 GMT

On the eve of NormalBobSmith's birthday....

On the eve of the birthday of my brother, NormalBobSmith, I am inclined to look back upon his 36 years on this planet and appreciate the growth he's made in so many areas. From the sheltered and spoil...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Jun 2005 20:04:00 GMT

One of My Favorite Normal Bob Stories

Growing up as the big brother of Normal Bob comes with many challenges... like red rings in the bathtub, your personal porn collection getting raided and lots of him keeping his eyes open during famil...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Jun 2005 21:58:00 GMT