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*Green Eyes*

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About Me

Yeah, Too much to write... Read below if you want to know me or FUCK OFF! (Don't stalk me either!)---------------------------------------------------- -------
The Good , the bad and the ugly - A survey of your life by el_tino
* So basically.. *
Name?: Dicksius Maximus
Age?: Depends on how much I drink
Sex?: Hell yeah
Birth Date?: The one day...
Hair Color?: Brown... Blond... Green?
Eye Color?: GREEN!
Height?: I unno
Weight?: Fat
Body Type?: I'm like the hulk... I wish
Piercings?: Not enough
Tattoos?: Soon,
What are you wearing right now?: Shh...
What is your hairstyle at the moment?: Bed hair
* Favorites *
Soda?: pepsi... It won the contest
Food?: Anything edible
Drinks?: Um... Pepsi?
Alcoholic drink?: Haha, So many
Time of day?: ???
Season?: Winter
Day of the week?: Who cares
Song at the moment?: Wake up - Rancid
Band/artist?: Alot
Book?: Book?
Subject in school?: Fuck school
Place in the USA?: Coos Bay
Place outside the USA?: Ireland... I've never been
Color?: GREEN!
Style of clothes?: Whatever the fuck I want!
Store?: I unno
Mall?: Haha... Mall
City?: I unno
Website?: Thats a secret...
Magazine?: Book?
Kind of pet?: Ferett
* Worst *
Place to be?: Don't care
Class in school?: Don't go
Time of day?: WHO YHE FUCK CARES!!!
Season?: summer
Kind of pet?: One's the piss all over
Drink?: Warm beer
Food?: Stale doughnuts
Mall?: ?
Store?: ?
Style of clothes?: haha...Emo
Celebrity?: Gay ones
Color?: Pink
Book?: WHAT IS BOOK?
Type of music?: EMO!!!
Website?: Myspace. Hahaha
Magazine?: Not a clue
* Daily Life *
When do you get up?: masterbate
What is your first thought?: I should masterbate
What do you do first?: masterbate
What is your usual outfit?: Clothes
What is your first class of the day?: Hmm, tough one...
When does school end?: NEVER!!!
Do you see your friends?: Yes, I SEE lots of friends
What do you do when you get home?: ...Masterbate?
What time do you go to bed?: Whenever I'm tired
* Do you... *
Brush your teeth daily?: ...Um... DUH!!!
Brush your hair daily?: What hair
Shower daily?: No, I like to smell like a bum!
Sing?: Not well
Dance?: ... Same answer
Party?: haha, yeah
Get drunk?: Oh the stories I could tell
Have sex?: Not recently... :(
Read books?: WTF IS BOOK!!!
Listen to music a lot?: I live off it
Read magazines?: !!!!
Go online a lot?: No...
Have a religion?: The church of JUSTIN!!!
Have an iPod?: No
Want an iPod?: ...Yes
Have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: Nope! It's better that way!
Play an instrument?: Bass, HELL YEAH!
Get sick a lot?: Not really
Watch TV?: No
Like MTV?: Hell no
Like VH1?: nope
Like the History Channel?: Yep
Have digital cable?: NO! I'M POOR!
Have more than 500 channels on your TV?: NO!!!
Listen to the radio?: YESS
Still use your CD player?: This is bullshit...
Stalk people?: NO
Have more than 200 buddies in your buddy list?: NO
Have dial-up internet?: NO
Have AOL?: NO
Know HTML?: NO
Have a GPA higher than 3.9?: NO
Do well in honors classes?: NO
* Music *
Do you listen to rap?: (C)rap
R & B?: gay
Blues and/or Jazz?: Boring
Classical?: Sleepy
Pop?: annoying
Country?: Lame
Emo/Screamo?: SUPER GAY
Heavy Metal?: Tight
Christian?: HELL NO!
Techno?: Trippy
Reggae?: Yeah mon
Broadway Musical Songs?: jewish
Oldies?: ...Old
* In a boyfriend/girlfriend *
Hair color?: don't care
Eye color?: Don't care
Tattoos?: Sure
Piercings?: ok
Favorite Music?: NOT RAP!
Style of clothing?: What ever she wants
Body type?: NO FATTIES!
Personality or looks?: Personality
Would you go out with someone just for their money?: Yes.. NO!!!
Do you go on "Pity Dates"?: hehe...
Does size matter?: I'M NOT GAY!
Do they have to be popular?: NO, too much drama
Does the guy ask the girl out or the other way around?: Whatever works I guess
Where do you go on the first date?: McDonolds! HAHA
Kiss on the first date?: Yes
Sex on the first date?: Hell Yes!!!
* Right Now *
Do you think you look good right now?: I always look good
Are you eating something?: No
Are you drinking something?: BEER!!!
Are you IMing anyone?: No, I'm lonly
Are you talking on the phone with someone?: NO!
Are you talking face-to-face with someone?: NO NO NO!!!
What are you listening to?: Rancid
What are you watching on TV?: The black screen
What other websites do you have open?: ...Myspace. I'm lame
* What do you believe? *
Do you believe in ghosts?: BOO!
The afterlife?: NO
Aliens?: Your MOM!
God?: Yeah right
The devil?: I am the devil!
Heaven?: NO
Hell?: NO
Scientology?: um...No
Hinduism?: NO
Buddhism?: NO
Christianity?: FUCK NO!!!
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My Interests

Girls, punk shows, causing mischief and girls

I'd like to meet:

Everyone, unless you are a hippie, or emo. Besides that go ahead and send me a friend request. (Fucking Noobs!)

Music:

I will listin to anything except for excessive crying and screaming bullshit.

Television:

South Park, The Daily Show, and any thing else on Comedy Central (love stand up

Books:

...Books? wtf?

Heroes:

Jimi Hendrix, and Master Chief. Along with me!!!

My Blog

I don’t fucking know!

I don't know why I'm writing... But it is 7:30 and I haven't gone to bed at all. I really need a job... Anyways I think it's time for random writing... I'll start with smiley's     ...
Posted by *Green Eyes* on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:37:00 PST

Punks not dead!

Mickey Stabbs wrote it perfectly!   The Exploited famously sang that punks not dead. 30 years on from the Sex Pistols stepping up to infamously shock the system, with their anti establishment spi...
Posted by *Green Eyes* on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 02:24:00 PST

Home remedies

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup ofboiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almostinstantly removed.2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while s...
Posted by *Green Eyes* on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:39:00 PST

RULES OF MAN!!!

RULES OF MANHOOD!!! Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. If you've known a guy for more ...
Posted by *Green Eyes* on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:43:00 PST