Tiana

Serious analytic who loves late night giggle fests, riding in shopping carts, dancing with old men, and having ice fights with my daughter in the seafood department. I love men who roll rubber boogers, who agree that stuff shouldn't be all over the kitchen counter, who will go dancing with me and all the old folkers at Glendale Moose Lodge, who have a maid named Consuela, who are obsessed with my armpits, who take me for picnics with the cows, who know how to make the most of impounded cars and bad situations, who discover entire colonies of displaced peoples living in my moles, who bake gangsta gingerbread cookies, who know that Mountain Dew is only to be consumed with Taco Bell, and who insist on using the white folks bathroom at Kaiser instead of the one for the colored people...