Leslie

On the off chance that you're actually curious about what the person behind the profile is like, I've listed a few clues below. They should be just enough information to distort your perception of me should we ever actually meet: There are four simple ways for the very observant to tell Buffy and me apart: first, she is an actress, Im not. Im worse. I am a Law student; second, Buffy has super keen senses while Im very oblivious. You know how some people make things happen, while other people watch things happen? Uh-huh, yeah I'm the person who asks: what happened? Third, she likes her men uh, dead, I like mine salted, crispy and stuck to the end of a fork; Finally (and heres the clincher), we look nothing at all alike.I have Evil Overlord-type tendencies. I am a person who has business with the world and I expect events to fall in with my plans. I've drafted a blueprint for my life, to which reality has no option but to conform. I pull life into my gravitational field and shape the moment to my will. I have no patience with conflicting principles; I suspend moral judgment and live according to the more immediate imperatives of my appetites. (Evil Overlord-type laughter here: NYAHAHAHAH!)I am capable of a vindictive spiteful hate, and of loving with reckless abandon to the exclusion of everything else (whichever comes first, nyaha). I'm a Tolkien pimp, a Prozac junkie, a die-hard Nietzsche fan, a crossword-crusader and a chronic checklist-maker. Also I have People-Skills Deficit Syndrome, people tell me I'm a diabolical bitch. I may sound like it, I may look like it, I may even act like it, but don't let that fool you, I really AM a diabolical bitch. Yeah. Hi :)