ILYAS

When I was one year old, I read a road sign that said, "Stop" in Farsi. My parents thought I was a child prodigy, but it just turned out I am a really good reader. I go to the gym and I love the rush of endorphins my body experiences during a nice 3 mile run - or realistically, a 30 minute workout. I have learned to prioritize my life. I am apathetic toward situations I can't control. The stimulants in cigarettes and the depressants in alcohol were meant to go hand-in-hand. Too bad I don't smoke. I drink too much coke. I don't wear baggy clothes. DJ's hate me because I only request Justin Timberlake. I have the annoying habit of throwing up various "peace" signs when being photographed - its not even funny anymore. When push comes to shove, I grab and shake. The future doesn't scare me, but often the past does. I love museums and wish I had more time to go. I love technology. I'm a Sagittarius, for whatever that's worth. Sushi is the way to my heart these days - as is good conversation, US Weekly, The History Channel, and a Dave Chappelle stand-up DVD. Always working on self-improvement (God knows I have a WAY to go!). I have issues with organized theology and those annoying myspace "pouty lip" poses. Bleh. World politics, globalization, and foreign relations are a specialty of mine. I absolutely love my job. My friends and family are everything to me, and I have a fish that I adore.