My mom's trying to kill me |
I thought it was nice. At first.I'd get a little piece of mail from my mother. Inside would be an offer for free $1000 of life insurance from a bank or something. Since I used to have an account there...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 09:33:00 GMT |
Can't you see that I'm blind? |
I've come to terms with it. It's fine.I'm going blind.No longer do I wake up with that crisp post-LASIK vision of 2002. No, those days are over. It started with squinting to read the info on the soft ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 18:58:00 GMT |
Labia Lickers |
Lovely Ladies of the L Word, Lend yourselves to my Longing Lenses and Lacquiciously Leap onto my Large television screen.I just got an email from Showtime, and you know the L Word is soon to be back i...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 17:28:00 GMT |
Who am I to deny? |
Friend requests. I get them from strangers. Should I be fearful? Should I welcome them with open arms? Maybe they're just trying to steal my dead husbands railroad pension, like that guy tried to do t...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 13:44:00 GMT |
myspace stalks me |
How the fuck does myspace know that I'm gay? I highly doubt that it dispalys adds for gay.com and king size condoms for everyone. I imagine it's Aritifical Intelligence run rampant. A glitch in the s...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 21:38:00 GMT |
Ik heb niks om te zeggen |
Voor mijn echte Nederlandse en Vlaamse bezoekers (en U ook Mayumike), ik schrijf hier helemaal niks. Maar, de andere klootzakken vanuit Amerika zal denken dat ik ben, eigenlijk, heel slim. Hoe kan ik...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 07:33:00 GMT |
Blogs hate Russia |
F this S! When a brother enters something in Cyrillc on his keyboard and it displays properly, he expects it to do the same when his "blog" is displayed. How cool would it have been had my Virginal "...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 15:36:00 GMT |
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I've never written a "blog", and it's an odd experience for me. F, I lied. I did write one on some cheezy site that all my students "blog" on. I just did it so I could read their "blogs." I found out...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 15:28:00 GMT |
