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About Me

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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: A can of mace
Your Favorite Target: Boy Racers
Your Kill Count: 596,200,247
Your Battle Cry: "Allow me to molest your face with this rod!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 0, no-one likes Boy Racers!!
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $174,433,283,353,666
Your Homocidal Insanity Level: 69%

I'm a very clever nut-case, I'm less stable than a cracked bottle of nitroglyceryne, my sense of humour is twisted, and my mind is warped. -What more do you need to know...?Ooh, yeah- I got me a pet Batfink!- play with him- I can't be arsed!! ..
adopt your own virtual pet! ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Iron Maiden (I've met Nicko already, but I didn't get a signature!!)Alice & Calico Cooper (Missed them by hours in a shop in Sheffield, once!!!!)Bianca Beauchamp (Preferably at a fettish club!!)
I made this layout ALL on my own... - Honnest!!

My Blog

The Split...

OK, I've had more people asking than I want to explain it all to individually, so for everyone who'se had little bits of the story, and is still curious, here's the FULL version of the most F**ked-up ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 08:28:00 GMT

Yes, yes, Y-E-S-S-S!!!

I got my bike back!!! It's looking like new again!- Horrace ROCKS!!! He's done all the work, and put a couple of other things right- like the previous owner had the choke cable too tight ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 13:27:00 GMT

Good news for my first ever Blog!!!

My first ever blog, aren't you excited to be reading this?!? No? Well piss off, then! I'm excited to be typin it, 'cos I've finally found out the parts to fix my bike should be with me for the e...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 13:24:00 GMT