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Lulu

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me


KINGDOM Animalia
PHYLUM Chordate
CLASS Mammal
ORDER Primates
FAMILY Hominidae
GENUS Homo
SPECIES Lulu
The Lulu is a species indigenous to North America, specifically the Mid-Atlantic region of the United States.
The Lulu stands 5' 2" tall and will not allow its weight to be taken.
The Lulu survives on a diet of mostly cured meats and exotic cheeses of the world, while imbibing on any type of alcohol and avoiding complex carbohydrates.
The gestation period of The Lulu is presumed to be 9 months, but this cannot be substantiated, as The Lulu has never reproduced. It is also hypothesized that the offspring of The Lulu would be physically superior but also severely mentally retarded and most likely completely homosexual.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Lulu has been diagnosed with a Type I personality disorder, and has attacked visitors. Therefore, The Lulu has been taken off exhibit and put into quarantine. However, Elaine Stritch is welcome to visit.

My Blog

I’m in a state!

The Pew Center published their "Grading of the States" today, Basically, they study how the state governments are performing on many levels, such as infrastructure, budgeting, etc. They also rank the ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:07:00 GMT

Everybody Rise!!!!!

I found THE GREATEST clip of all time:
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 20:56:00 GMT

Blessed is the fruit of thy womb

Peace be with you. I wanted to share my favorite tv show. No, it isn't Lost. It is The Holy Rosary with Mother Angelica and The Nuns of Our Lady of the Angels Monastery. You can find it on EWTN (Etern...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:48:00 GMT

We Could Set This Blog To Music

Have I mentioned that I hate Diane Warren? I know I have, but anyway, I heard one of her songs tonight and it got me all fired up again, so I'm gonna go off on this sucker. It disgusts me that she ho...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:48:00 GMT

Further Proof of My Genius

Before I start on the subject at hand, I have this to say: I love to shop at Big Lots. They have a little bit of everything. Today I looked through their $3 DVD bin, and discovered that an inordinate ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 00:10:00 GMT

While I Was Sleeping....

My mommy told me to take a nap, but I don't take naps! So, I am pretending to take a nap while I fill out this random survey. I have not done one of these in years. I feel like I am too old for this. ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:25:00 GMT

Rhymes With Thesbian: Part Dos!

So, what's more sad than my pathetic attempt at a comic strip is that this  is, verbatim, a conversation I have had.  I am, of course, the short one with longer hair.  Farting on someon...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:00:00 GMT

Nadafinga! (Lesbian Fingers)

I came upon an article referencing a research study linking finger length with sexual orientation. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/695142.stm It seems that gay women tend to have a ring fing...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 20:52:00 GMT

Rhymes With Thesbian

This is why I will never be a successful cartoonist: The inspiration for this is a particularly strange conversation that took place at Amanda's Family Christmas Celebration. These two people are sup...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 19:56:00 GMT

Having fun with... Internet Dating Sites!

Sometimes I amuse myself by looking at personals sites. I don't think there is anything funnier than some of the weirdos and unfortunates that look for love on the internet. I always choose a few 'fav...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 22:06:00 GMT