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Sweenification

bubble bobble rules my life

About Me


or look at my BLAG. seriously its cool....i'm not rickrollin dude...chill i'm into drinkin and stuff that you do whilest drunk. i hate posers and liars... and midi music files and crappy ringtones. I like watching cougars at bars and i think night clubs are lame. Gimmee a good ol bar with sticky floors and a "pleasure packs" vending machine in the restroom. I collect them and keep them in my dresser drawer and glove compartment just in case. I wanna own a trailor park home and decorate it with trashy stuff. I think dumpster diving is ok. I have actually googled clown porn and found out its a kinda big deal. i'm in the air force and work on airplanes that are like transformers, its a plane, a robot, and my best buddy. Roller derby is cool. Spammers are gay, in that non-fun homo friend kinda way. I dig stand up cause i can booze it up while laughing my ass off in a hopefully smoke filled bar. What a boring about me section huh? Fuck it who reads this shit anyway everyone heads to pictures to find boob shots and poop teases

My Interests

singin in smoke filled bars, trying to find myself using lots of boozedrinks, japanese fan girl shit, roller derby, and suicide girls ..
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I'd like to meet:

if i didnt already know you chances are you wouldnt be on my friends list :) but for real jack black, and john belushi...but he is dead so i guess that is out of the question

Music:

As long as i like it i don't care if its popular or not part of a genre. Punk and ska will forever hold a special place in my heart though :)

Movies:

TOP 10 1. Clockwork Orange 2. Rocky Horror 3. Clerks 4. High Fidelity 5. Godfather 1 n 2 6. Star Wars 7. Office Space 8. TMNT 9. Talladega Nights 10. Boondock Saints

Television:

fox news channel, conan obrien, mxc, ufc, crappy vh1 reality shows...

Books:

Newspapers, japanese comic books, tom robbins, whatever i can read a paragraph of without wanting to punch the editor.

Heroes:

the dude who invented the cheesey gordita crunch, kevin smith and political talk radio host michael savage. the grimace, a cabana boy, art bell.
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My Blog

SKYPE! FTW ~

i hated having a cellphone bill, so i decided to try out skype. low and behold it is the greatest thing ever to happen to technology besides the internet and tesla. and i fucking LOVE tesla. i am a vo...
Posted by Sweenification on Sat, 03 May 2008 02:10:00 PST

UPDATE: things to do before i die

an older blog i had alist... here it is again with some stuff crossed out1. take over the dance floor saturday night feva style2. lose 20.5lbs3. get a boob job4. be in rice burner car mag as a model5....
Posted by Sweenification on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:23:00 PST

google fun from bulletin

snatched from a bulletin out of utter boredom before work1) Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:"sarah needs a cold shower"2) Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:"sarah look...
Posted by Sweenification on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:07:00 PST

i am going to england

just like the title says. i am going to england for two years in october... visitors welcome. while in the uk i will be going to ireland for st pats and will be cruisin round london looking all ameri...
Posted by Sweenification on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:17:00 PST

the gigantic vibrator and how i learned a lesson

okay. i think most people i know already know this story but here it goes. so i'm bored and single right? so what do bored single people do? we go online and order ridiculous self-service sex toys tha...
Posted by Sweenification on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 03:28:00 PST

cuttin my hair

i guess it should have been... i cut my hair and not cutting like i am about to cause i already did that. yeah. i hate hair dressers in texass. i always spend round 50-60 bucks and come out looking li...
Posted by Sweenification on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 03:21:00 PST

digg is down

the website digg.com is currently under maintenance... and i am so confused as what to do with the internets. this sucks. i’m really upset. now i’m blogging on myspace instead of a blogger...
Posted by Sweenification on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:47:00 PST

so fuckin bored

i am so fucking bored today i need to work tomorrow and ijust wanted to get drunk. wtf is with this shit dude. i just want to be on a normal schedule that isnt always getting fucked over by some douch...
Posted by Sweenification on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:28:00 PST

lameness

i’m so fucking bored. there is nothing to do ever... i have the opportunity- not the punishment- to work this weekend..... fucking cool. we are talkin privilage right there. anyway, mostly uneve...
Posted by Sweenification on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:35:00 PST

some birthday highlights

Well, what can i say. This year had to trump the last 23 years in being the worst birthday fucking ever. Didn't get a present, didnt have any cake, and didnt even get hammered.   lets review som...
Posted by Sweenification on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 07:40:00 PST