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Davetard

I am here for Networking

About Me

So, ummm... basically, I'm me. I'm totally awesome and everyone is jealous of me because of intangible and inexplicable reasons that most closely resemble how awesome and super-smart and how crazy good looking I am in a tube top and jellies with a Tyra wig and crooked lipstick.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet you meeting me so I could see the primal aching desire and animal-like lust that a human can only experience when they are meeting me for the first time.

My Blog

Are you there breakfast burrito? It’s me, Davey.

Are you there breakfast burrito? It's me, Davey. I miss you so much. Even though we are not together now, I burn and ache with desire for you and I know we will be soon. I know that you will never ge...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Julies Great Success

As a way of giving back to the community in my free time I offer my services as a Psychiatric Counselor to those who truly need counselling but are not in a financial situation that would normall...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 11:52:00 GMT

National Geographic Narration

In the Urban Office jungle, competition for food is fierce.  Hours upon hours of sunning under the florescent lights will pass between feedings. Insatiable appetites are ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:26:00 GMT

Why am I the smartest person I know?

This is the first time that I have ever blogged before.  I feel excited and apprehensive ; sexually excited yet scared, moist and dirty.  I had no idea how exhilarating this would be.  ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 14:35:00 GMT