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JMatt

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About Me

I'm a Leo, which means I was born in August and nothing fucking else.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Friends, lovers, and bitter enemies.

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Music:

Thrice, Dustin Kensrue, Pedro the Lion, Symphony X, Dragonforce, The Fall of Troy, Depapepe, the D. Other crap. Mostly Thrice.

Movies:

Anything with Robots, Pirates, Lesbians, or some combination of the three.

Books:

The Alphabet of Manliness, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, and other books that don't suck.

Heroes:

Women with abandonment issues.

My Blog

"Hit the Treadmill."

Quote of the century. ...
Posted by JMatt on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 05:36:00 PST

The 2008 Man Challenge.

Dick Masterson's 2008 Man Challenge At the beginning of a new year, most people waste their time reflecting on the year past, compiling useless lists like "the top ten greatest catch phrase...
Posted by JMatt on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 07:09:00 PST

The only thing I like about college is writing essays.

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Posted by JMatt on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:07:00 PST

James Traficant, hero of modern America.

Once he gets out of jail I am going to end my voting abstinence and cast a ballot in his favor. ...
Posted by JMatt on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 07:54:00 PST

This is why I love the devil.

Balls Of Steel: The Annoying Devil - Watch more free videos...
Posted by JMatt on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:59:00 PST

No sorry. Please excuse me. This is the worlds greatest illusion.

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Posted by JMatt on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:49:00 PST

The worlds greatest illusion.

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Posted by JMatt on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:47:00 PST

Patton Oswalt is awesome.

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Posted by JMatt on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:19:00 PST

This is just heartwarming.

In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air....
Posted by JMatt on Sat, 19 May 2007 05:22:00 PST

They call him boss,

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Posted by JMatt on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 12:15:00 PST