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About Me

I'm just a simple man searching for truth. You see, all men carry hell above their heads like a halo. A man's gotta find his truth to gain entrance to his paradise. Have you found your truth?? Anyway, I love to smoke cigars and stalk former assbag attorneys of mine.... like Sam Bowden, just don't say anything to him. I also think his wife and kid Danielle are hot. Not just hot, full frontal nudity hot. I ain't no white trash piece o' shit, so don't fuck with me.This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5**Note: This profile is a joke and anything remotely serious are most likely quotes from Cape Fear and/or other DeNiro flicks. This is not a real stalker, just a Max Cady myspace since it's an injustice for the service not to have one.**

My Interests

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My counselor..... and his family.

My Blog

Icon Survey

Tried this survey, thinking perhaps by filling it out, I could find my truth. Instead, the only truth that came out of the results is that the survey is a little queer. Maybe dear counselor could try ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Poor counselor

Oh counselor, looks like you've done got yourself into some trouble since I've been gone. Let me just say this to you, as advice from one wrongfully accused to another: Don't drop the soap, counselor....
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Test

Just testing out this blog gizmo.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT