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Ben

About Me

I am only moderately attrative and that is okay with me. I like who I am, dang it. PEOPLE LIKE ME.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The man who invented Velcro, Richard Simmons, Jasmine form Aladin.. and then marry her! Edward Norton, The first man to go toe to toe with a velosaraptor and win, Christopher Walkin, The guy that came up with shaveing, Rachel McAdams.. whom I would even debate leaving my cartoon bride for! The kid that hung me form my underware when I visited the highschool for the first time, Tim Robins, Robin Williams, Fergelicious and Jesus (too cliche? Well it is true none the less)!!