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About Me

I cannot tell if what the world considers 'happiness' is happiness or not. All I know is that when I consider the way they go about attaining it, I see them carried away headlong, grim and obsessed, in the general onrush of the human herd, unable to stop themselves or to change their direction. All the while they claim to be just on the point of attaining happiness --Chuang-tzu.----------------------------------------------- -----------------------In 2007, Andrew Warner quickly emerged as Cincinnati's premier street magician. In 2008 Andrew teamed up with CiN Weekly and toured the country in a van, bringing street magic to cities all across the country. That's just the beginning...... Watch out west coast...Visit www.andrew-warner.com for more information and booking information.

"Smart went crazy, the rubber band went snap This goes to those that hold it down 'til I get back Hold on to me, grow along with me I don't know where I'm goin but I'll end up in your arms" -Atmosphere

I enjoy magic and the way it makes people feel. I like reading and quality tv. I appreciate good people. As I get older I realize I know very few of them, but the ones I do know I love. I'm always looking for more.

I love music too. I wish I had taken it up as a small child (as I wish I had with many things).

I enjoy hindsight as much as anyone.

Known as Cincinnati's street magician to those in the loop. You can hire me for your next event or wait until fate crosses our paths. Either way works.

Visit www.andrew-warner.com

E-mail [email protected] for booking information .

My Interests

Magic, books, sports, conversation

I'd like to meet:

Tom Green, Leonardo DiCaprio, Mos Def, David Blaine, my ancestors, Fiona Apple, Sage Francis, Talib Kweli, Tracy's mom, Tom Delonge, people in need of magic, Alicia Keys, vegans who don't suck, Slug, Mac LethalView All Friends | View Blog | View Pics | Add Comment

Music:

Atmosphere, Mac Lethal, Flobots, Sublime, Mos Def, The Roots, Talib Kweli, Blackstar, Hi-Tek, A Tribe Called Quest, Ghostface, Sage Francis, Angels and Airwaves, Snow Patrol, the Bravery, The Sundresses, Frank Sinatra, Fiona Apple, Justin Timberlake, Nelly Furtado, Kanye West, Mr. Dibbs, and on and on

Movies:

Vanilla Sky, Training Day, Rules of Attraction, American Beauty, Stranger than Fiction, I heart Huckabees, Accepted, Almost Famous... countless others, those are just stuck in my head for one reason or another.

Television:

Scrubs, Six Feet Under, Grey's Anatomy, Sopranos, Entourage, the Riches

Books:

The Great Gatsby, House of Leaves, the Fountainhead, Harry Houdini's biography, Mysterious Stranger, Siddhartha

Heroes:

Tracy, Dad

My Blog

True love is something that comes easy

Somehow I find myself on the verge of living in a small college town in Berkeley, California. A place where I can dish out New York City dollars and get beer-pong tournaments and college bars in retur...
Posted by Andrew Warner on Mon, 05 May 2008 08:10:00 PST

When home becomes a strange place

Today I sold the van that served as my home for the last 3 months while skipping across the United States. As I walked away with a fistful of cash to start a real life again, I looked forward to going...
Posted by Andrew Warner on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 04:35:00 PST

The end of an era, the beginning of an adventure

Today I said goodbye to my students. Thus ending my 4-month stint as a shaper of young minds. My students, "the troubled inner city" variety, said goodbye with hugs, cheeseless pizza (which they still...
Posted by Andrew Warner on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:58:00 PST

Thanks for the birthday love

At 24 I'm getting to the point where birthdays are no longer a reason to celebrate and more just a reason to feel like a failure. Each year makes me feel a little more uneasy about my inadequacy, but ...
Posted by Andrew Warner on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 07:46:00 PST

Sunday laugh

I haven't been blogging that much lately. I suppose I haven't had a ton to say. But while I wait for something to come to me, i figured I shouldn't leave you hanging with nothing. Here's a good clip f...
Posted by Andrew Warner on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:49:00 PST

It’s a fickle world

The masses are swayed easily and their movement is predictable. The Holy Grail, a local Cincinnati bar, was packed tight last night with University of Cincinnati football fans. It was the kind of pack...
Posted by Andrew Warner on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 08:26:00 PST

Surprise, surprise

As I should have expected, the people closest to me are the biggest disapointments. You know who you are and there's little I can say to you. You wouldn't get it even if i tried... but it was oh-so-pr...
Posted by Andrew Warner on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 09:54:00 PST

Switch the style, watch the money pile up

Kanye West dropped his new CD --Graduation-- last Tuesday and it's blazing up the charts. Thank goodness. Watching people flock to an artist like Kanye West gives my dwindling faith in humanity a much...
Posted by Andrew Warner on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 06:08:00 PST

Where were you?

On September 11, 2001 I was in religion class at Bishop Watterson High School. It was a normal day. Staring into textbooks, ignoring the teacher, laying our heads down on our desks, we weren't expecti...
Posted by Andrew Warner on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 04:18:00 PST

Back home

It's been a while since I've been back home. But I'm back in Columbus this weekend, visiting the family and remembering my roots. Should be a relaxing weekend. Hopefully Monday will never come....
Posted by Andrew Warner on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 08:34:00 PST