my lawyer made me change my name. |t.s.u.b.|

About Me

I get myspace layouts at UltimateMySpace.com. Get this layout"my name is michaela. here are a few important facts about me. i'm barely legal. i like the fast life. i like rockin' the g-spot. i don't mind cuba. i have a lot of hair, and with that comes a lot of personality. i love the beach and the ski hill. i'm a grammar nazi. i don't like any sort of plagiurism. i love swollen members. i want to be prime minister. i'm scared of the dark. i really don't know what i think about relationships, but if i meet a male version of breanne i will marry him. i'm only friends with sexy people. i don't like losing. i like talking, about everything and anything. you'll probably think i'm judgemental. yellow is neat. i like to say things that could make a lot of people want to kill me. i will own an escalade one day, without dealing drugs. i have a slight shopping addiction. i believe that i have the best family ever. i like being excited, and i love when others are excited. secretly i wish i was a cheetah girl. you can't really get any worse than me..or better.."

My Interests

i like music, men, and money. snowboarding and other sports. haute couture, history, and hottubs. corona, camping, carbs, and christmas. x-ratedness. the west. whipped cream. family. diamonds are forever.

I'd like to meet:

i'd like a boy to take me on a magic carpet ride. i'd like channing tatum in my bed. i'd like to go to coffee with jon stewart. i want to go snowboarding with jp solberg, watch apples work his messy hair, and have pharrell serenade me.

Music:

jay-z and me are TIGHT.

Movies:

the dangerous lives of altar boys. igby goes down. i shot andy warhol. garden state. fight club. slackers. pretty in pink. the sound of music. hairspray. the breakfast club. saved! super troopers. orgasmo. imaginary heroes. say anything. hustle and flow. cocktail. all monty python movies. ferris buhler's day off. pulp fiction. four brothers. 21 grams. mary poppins. lost in translation. home alone 2. zoolander. almost famous. wet hot american summer. fast times at ridgemont high. catsoup. grease. grease 2. valley girl. lucky number slevin. aladdin. a guide to recognizing your saints. all airplane! movies. beverly hills cop. more i can't remember..

Television:

saved by the bell forever!! thursday nights - greys/ugly betty/er the daily show with jon stewart

Books:

the perks of being a wallflower. slaughterhouse five. the bunny suicides. the return of the bunny suicides. 1984. nothing feels good: punk rock, teenagers, and emo. sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs. of pure blood. the garden. the wars. swastika. the erotic thesaurus. lots of books, books, books.

Heroes:

barbie's friend, midge.

My Blog

a sparkle in your eye, a skip in your step..

DONE SCHOOL APRIL 20TH!!...
Posted by my lawyer made me change my name. |t.s.u.b.| on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:09:00 PST

why having mono sucks.

i have mono.do you know why that sucks?i cannot do anything.i have no energy.i feel like a fat blob.i can't touch myself. ..don't be dirty now, my body is swollen.I CAN'T...
Posted by my lawyer made me change my name. |t.s.u.b.| on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:17:00 PST

high school called: they want their drama back.

BAHHHHI thought that coming to university would get rid of all of the high school drama-ness. WHAT A FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT. No, no no. What have I learnt so far this year? People do not grow up. Peop...
Posted by my lawyer made me change my name. |t.s.u.b.| on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:36:00 PST

i sure hope the gas prices go down, or i'm poor.

so i have THE best month coming up. backstreet boys [on the first day of school] alexisonfire/the used/underoath/head automatica/nowarning [making one of the best weekends ever] system of...
Posted by my lawyer made me change my name. |t.s.u.b.| on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 08:29:00 PST