lauren michelle

i am lauren. i am twenty two. i smoke camel wides. i breathe jack daniels. i drink wine with amanda cos shes a down ass bitch, my best friend, and her friendship is essential to my survival. i am a film photographer. i have a wonderful girlfriend named holly that i love very much and i bet you she has bigger tits than your girlfriend. i survived apartment #2 and all i got was this lousy myspace. i cannot believe when apartment #2 gets together, we talk about the bad times, and laugh about them like they were the good times. i think that says something. i chain smoke when my hands are not occupied with diet coke with lime and a shot glass. i had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee clouds in my coffee. i used to play guitar in an all girl rock n roll band and it made me very happy. i am a drop out. i made more money than the teachers that failed me in the first place. i spent it on whiskey and steaks. i am not lying. i love my parents to the moon and back. i believe in god. i will correct your grammar even while blacking out. i have eleven tattoos. i think fishnets are the sexiest thing on the planet. i was kicked out of debate club for arguing. i swear by a three row studded belt and steel toe doc martins. i am constantly cold. i would put money on me being able to out drink you. i have somehow never got a dui. i have been to nashville and stayed in a hotel that cost more than my car. i am a former all state cross country runner. i currently am on team camel. i am a size zero and extra small. i love to fist fight while drunk. i think eight out of ten knuckles is not that bad. i am terrible at adapting to change. i do not recover well. i am certain i am uncertain. i am done for. xo.