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So what's green and says "Hey, I'm a frog?" A talking frog, of course."Boyd" (noun) B-Oyd - A confounding collection of height, backflips, ribs, non sequitirs, trivia knowledge, leet writing skillz and random acts. Often claims to have "ninja powers" including teleportation and the ability to kill a man "with the back of my knee". Has an entire Wikipedia page dedicated to him. Believes that moths are ambush predators and are actively trying to kill him. Can name nearly every country on earth when shown it on a map. Once got kicked in the head by a big guy wearing steel capped boots that jumped TO HIS HEAD HEIGHT in order to do so. I mean seriously, WHAT THE FUCK. Has an active interest in politics, supports Labour, still prefers KRudd over MTurnbull, would totally go NStott-Despoja over Paris Hilton (ugly bitch) has a photo of himself with his arm round Peter Garret.Whoa, whoa, whoa. WHY am I writing a fictional dictionary article about myself? Am I conceited? No, that was beaten out of me early on. MMmmm. Mystery, then. Well, anyway, I'm going to eat something. Enjoy the myspace page.HAY MARISSA!....

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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Matthew Reilly (the most awesomest writer of all time), Nelson Mandela (the guy who invented standing up against pricks), Jim Carrey (the funniest man in the world), George Lucas (The guy who invented Star Wars) , Jason Jones (The guy that invented Halo) and Steven Spielberg (the guy that invented movies).View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

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My Blog

Prototype HD 720p CES 09: Demo Gameplay Trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUtGcZHuseE This is a video of me in my last trip to New York. The guy I bought the hoodie and the leather jacket from promised me that it was colour-safe....
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:14:00 GMT

The Fear of the Mob

It's interesting what happens to crowds, but it's also confusing.Why do we go from intelligent, reasonable human beings into near-mindless animals when exposed to danger in large groups? Why do we sta...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:16:00 GMT

An interesting idea to make WOW gamers grow up

Got an idea. I always thought games like World of Warcraft would be extremely imaginative affairs where everyone stayed in character relative to their chosen class and species - ie people that chose ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 23:20:00 GMT

Annoying things

You know what annoys me? When people download shitty third-party MySpace overlays and render their profiles completely unreadable? Want to read my blog? TOO FUCKING BAD, because I've got a single 640-...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 20:59:00 GMT

Intelligence

I was watching the Last Samurai recently and I realized something, as I am often wont to do. The samurai (in a fictionalized account led by Tom Cruise, very good movie) were fucked from the start. N...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:18:00 GMT

Superpowers

Australian Institute of Metahuman Research (Queensland)Subject Name: Boyd RobertsonAge: 18Description: Robertson's entire body is composed of elastokinetic gel controlled by a (hypothesised) directed-...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 04:07:00 GMT

Jurassic Park IV.

What.The. Fuck.Jurassic Park IV is going to be about .... guess...... NOT DINOSAURS CHASING PEOPLE ON A JUNGLE ISLAND. That's like the Catholic Church putting a gigiantic poster above the Vatican sayi...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:18:00 GMT

Earth Survey Report

Incoming connection...Connection establishedBegin transmission.To: Space Exploration DepartmentFrom: Survey Team 6, Team LeaderSubject: Evaluation of System 1337 - 3Greetings, Space Department. As req...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 04:31:00 GMT

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I'm way to tired to write anything funny.
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 23:27:00 GMT

Through The Fire And The Flames We Carry On

For those who have read Elliot’s aptly-titled "Learn to Swim": Wow. Nihlism is fun, isn’t it? You know what? Fuck it. I’m taking this one up with you, Elliot, because I see things di...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 06:05:00 GMT