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wanderer

Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money

About Me

I tell people I'm taller than I am, because I use a family of midgets as a point of reference and it skews my reality.

There is a certain brilliance in cartoons that I can't describe. Drawings are filled with much more hilarity than live-action humans.

I sometimes get ridiculously sentimental about a song, but it is usually one that reminds me of a period of my life that I learned the most.

Right about now, I want to get in my car and see all the places that passed me by.

My Interests


I don't pluck my eyebrows, it hurts too much and creates the illusion that I'm crying.

I'd like to meet:

People with nice teeth, who like to laugh. I mean, who doesn't?!? People who are unaware of how attractive they are. A huge ego and an "I'm better than everyone" attitude is really ugly.

Anyone who can translate hermit crab language. I'm curious to know what these guys are planning...

Music:

This can be all too revealing...

Movies:

many documentaries, Harold and Maude, Crumb, The Secretary, Napoleon Dynamite, Big Lebowski, Garden State, American Movie, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Bring it on...you know, the classics.

Television:

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development (R.I.P.), MXC, How I met your mother, Scrubs, Heroes, Family Guy, Weeds, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Futurama, The Brini Maxwell Show (R.I.P.)

Books:

true stories

Heroes:

anyone who opens my eyes to new things.