CHRIS

I'm shy but outrageous, polite yet offensive, creative yet destructive, healthy but sick, horniest of angels and the sweetest of demons. I live in a parallel world with only my own insanity to amuse me. It gets lonely being the only one here sometimes but i like to briefly haunt other dimensions and surprise people by covering them in ectoplasm. I fantasise about happiness in your world like a nun dreaming of heaven. Ultimately though I'm destined for failure as i'm an insatiable entity in every respect.Sometimes i'm a pussycat and sometimes a tiger raaaar. On sunny days i like to hit girls with sticks of celery. I'm not as sensible as I may seem to a mere wolf. I'm a black sheep in suspenders and have a magic finger.