I love to shred furniture, attempt to run outside when I'm not supposed to, talk loudly and at all hours, demand petting, then ignore the humans, stick my butt in my mom's face when she's trying to watch TV and just generally blocking her face.
Other fine felines. A cool kitty who can keep up with my level of destruction.
"Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent, "Year of the Cat" by Al Stewart, "Black Cat" by Janet Jackson, "Nashville Cats" by the Lovin' Spoonful.
"Josie and the Pussycats" (MEE-OWWW), "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof," "Aristocats"
Those Fancy Feast commercials. That little Persian on there is hottttt!
I can be picky. Books that are OK, I shred. Books that I hate, I piss on.
I am my own hero. But I do respect those Siamese cats from "Lady and the Tramp."