Total Fucking Jerks

mullet ... the very begining, sweet "alcohol poisoning" stickers baring the theme randomly stuck to different things and scribbles of doodles of wonderous logos. jake -geeze- what a douche- no heart - got cut. leaving just two. UTI -(why oh why) urinary tract infection, this the name they all thought was best. "fighting in the pits" gave birth to new levels of musical strength. practical jokes, free air hockey, practices in freezing old shacks, drunken cheap whiskey nights, and a stranded van on the side of the road- too bad they had to miss that show. dave- fucked up ... again ... and again ... was dropped and gone. jack (and too much distortion) where'd you go mr.disappearO and again they are just two. TFJ- your local Total Fucking Jerks. "Cats and Dogs" "Love and Hate"... with songs that never made it strong, like "Herpies" but we all loved to sing along. hot days spent on crowded populated porches, taken over tree houses, road trips,"betcha a dollar" lined our pockets, newly embraced love for the hippies, LSD, mushEes please. stole a bassist and made him their drummer...oh wow now he's getting better! second guitarist- where'd you come from? who knew - all that was needed was to find you. brilliant, bold, dedicated, strong, experienced, worn and torn, never gone. heart, just plain heart. love it and it will show through. play it well and we all will feel it too.