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VICE & FORNICATION

MASSACHUSETTS: the M stands for 'shut the fuck up'

About Me

****MASSHOLE***
i have a very distinct voice. i'm pretty damn loud too. i want to be a cartoon when i grow up. most people find me rude/impolite/bitchy/an asshole etc.

ob-strep-er-ous
adj.
1. Noisily and stubbornly defiant.
2. Aggressively boisterous.

snarky queen!

A witty mannerism, personality, or behavior that is a combination of sarcasm and cynicism. Usually accepted as a complimentary term. Snark is sometimes mistaken for a snotty or arrogant attitude.
Adjective - Any language that contains quips or comments containing sarcastic or satirical witticisms intended as blunt irony. Usually delivered in a manner that is somewhat abrupt and out of context and intended to stun and amuse. Origin: Snark="snide remark"
people have said the following things about me:
'YOU KNOW I'M REALLY SCARED TO HEAR WHAT WILL COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH NEXT.' -victoriah
'BALLS TO THE WALL' -daniel from tufts
'A PRETENTIOUS BITCH' -my ex-bf's roomate from marquette, matt vanderloo - he was a midwest asshole
'JOAN RIVERS ON SPEED, BUT ONLY WITH TAUT SKIN' -sashu!
'A LIVE WIRE.' - jannic
'THIS ONE'S FIESTY.' - alvin b carter III
'WHEN I AM REINCARNATED, I WANT TO BE REINCARNATED AS YOU.' - prof. robin adler.
'THIS GIRL IS FUNNY AND SMART AND CUTE AND HAS IMPECCABLE FASHION SENSE' - davis
'YOU'RE SUCH A GUINEA BABY MAKING MACHINE WAITING TO HAPPEN. - este
'THOSE ARENT BOOBS, THATS A RACK' - phil
'HOW DOES SOMEONE LIKE YOU HAVE MORE TATTOOS THAN ME?' - andrew
'A BOX OF JOKES' - danimal
'YOU NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME WITH YOUR WORDING OF THINGS.' - kim
my signs....dont jack em
because the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes. The house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet and you bet big, then you take the house

My Interests

rockin out
PRODUCTS!! (i am a product whore)
being obstreperous
pirates
tchotchkes
traveling
swindling old men for their money
shopping
vintage: cars, clothes, jewels, art/design
asics
make up
sunglasses
skulls
sharks
my puppy gigi!!
naps
having fun
cinema
doing things that will make a good story someday
the smell of the merita bread factory
excessiveness
rocking out in my car to a kick ass song while speeding
being an asshole with my friends
crazy huge belt buckles
exotic/unusual/rare cars
shoes
scalding hot showers even in the summer
being loud and cute
getting sushi or chicken katsu lunch bentos
fantasizing about when i am a big girl
pretty things
taking polariods
hello kitty
bright colors
80's
sleeping naked
mischief
cute boys
the old in-out in-out
italian cars
getting tattooed
chanel
bunnies
the BOYS: andy, roy and keith- (whom all are dead)
making fun of fashion faux pas
living near the ocean
german cars
vegas, italia and europa
PINK!-all shades
american muscle cars from the 60's & 70's
F1

sea creatures

outer space n stuff like that

'little guys'

I'd like to meet:

People who can accept my 'abrasive' personality.
A SPLENDA DADDY!! HAHA
....but no i'm serious
cool kids who live in the orlando area.
Guys who are man enough to wear pink (it's so hot!) and are up for one night cuddle stands.
sucker for some bitchin sideburns
boys with light freckles (esp facial ones!)
a guy who can dress like tyler durden and get away with it
i love me some tall mens
♥ ♥ ♥
young men who have a little greying on the sides...sexy!

sooo hot!!

the five boroughs in the 1980s

Music:

RHCP
beasties
sinatra
rage
tim deluxe
layo & bushwacka!
justice
daft punk
clash
ramones
the rapture
fischerspooner
remixes by DFA
marvin gaye
al green
talking heads
james brown
le tigre
jane's addiction
gorillaz
mount sims
weezer
tiga
fat boy slim
stone roses
moby
hot hot heat
dieselboy
scissor sisters
new order
men at work
Jackson 5
stevie wonder
duran duran
VHS OR BETA!!
bowie
squarepusher
pixies
gold chains
underworld
sifl & ollie
handsome boy modeling school
mark farina
van halen
junior senior
the new pornographers
OLD MJ
most 80's music.

songs with xylophones in them.

genres:
classic rock
regular rock
fathers of punk rock, NOT pop punk
electroclash
motown/funk/soul
music that makes me want to boogie!!

What do we have for entertainment?
Cops kickin' Gypsies on the pavement
Now the news - snap to attention!
The lunar landing of the dentist convention
Italian mobster shoots a lobster

Movies:

cheezebox 80's teen movies
brazil
the departed
a scanner darkly
battle royale
IMAX nature films
anything shot in 70mm
american psycho
escape from new york
sin city
kubrick (esp clockwork)
zoolander
blades of glory
grandmas boy
old school
starsky & hutch
willy wonka and the chocolate factory
napoleon dynamite
bend it like beckham
how the grinch stole christmas(cartoon)
rudolph the red nosed reindeer(the claymation one with burl ives)
fifth element
raising arizona
oceans eleven
kill bill one (but not two)
supertroopers
help
silence of the lambs
heathers
dawn of the dead
rules of attraction
walk the line
edward scissorhands
requiem
halfbaked
the big lebowski
thomas crown affair
when the cat's away
what about bob?
office space
wayne's world
tommy boy
blow
mallrats
anchorman: the legend of ron burgundy
slums of beverly hills
saved
the godfather series
rounders
goodfellas
nightmare before christmas
fight club
smokey and the bandit
true stories
snatch
seven
beat the devil
there are more....
i am a closet harry potter fan
'IT'S MERCY, COMPASSION AND FORGIVENESS I LACK; NOT RATIONALITY.'
'NOT AS MUCH AS I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOUR OUTFIT OR YOUR GENERAL ATTITUDE...LET'S GO KILL SOME BIRDS IM PSYCHED!'

Television:

kissyfur
nip/tuck
sealab 2021
law and order SVU
shows on the discovery channel (about sea creatures mostly) but also outer space too
arrested development is a fucking riot
metalocalypse
BURN NOTICE!! (new fav)back jul 10th! woot

Books:

into thin air
the preppy handbook
jewish american princess
brothel
among the thugs
under the banner of heaven

Heroes:

Ferris Bueller
Black Mamba
gob bluth

aaaand this dude

All things are possible if we try

My Blog

some old pictures......

2003 & 2004italy with my brothers...
Posted by VICE & FORNICATION on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 09:52:00 PST

something truly cool.....

who knows if this is really true, but its damn cool if it is...>HowManyOfMe.com..>There are 0 people with my name in the U.S.A...>How many have your name?..>...
Posted by VICE & FORNICATION on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:04:00 PST

haterade

right about know i hate just about everything.  i'm always some type of hater, but my hate is at an all time high right now.  looking to get out of 'o town'.  nothing seems to be going ...
Posted by VICE & FORNICATION on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 04:15:00 PST

THE RULES............

The Rules of Wedding Crashing: * Rule ..1: Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own. * Rule ..2: Never use your real name. * Rule ..3: When crashing an Indian wedding, ide...
Posted by VICE & FORNICATION on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 07:31:00 PST

12000

wow. 12000 views.  id like to thank all the creepy stalkers, myspace lurkers, friends, exes, ex-friends and aquaintences, jealous bitches and pricks but most of all id like to thank that rat ba...
Posted by VICE & FORNICATION on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 07:32:00 PST

BUNNY!

we all know i am retarded for bunnies/cute/baby animals.  here is more than your daily dose of themimages courtesy of cuteoverload.comenjoy! ...
Posted by VICE & FORNICATION on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 06:52:00 PST

im pretty much obsessed with

cuteoverload.comhere are some pictures that make me squeal like a little girl (no joke)i want one of these so bad dude i am like defenseless against its powers...
Posted by VICE & FORNICATION on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 09:20:00 PST

just some ranting

some things that really piss me off! are the following: I vs ME in a sentence - i have seen this shit a million times on myspace in peoples pictures.... (insert friends name here) and i at blah bla...
Posted by VICE & FORNICATION on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 06:32:00 PST

EVEN MORE MONSTER TRUCKS!!!

more pictures courtesy of the lovely miss jenny douglas predator help ive fallen and i cant get up!mini van demo derbymadam madusa needs some helpgravedigger is my herofree stylin monster trucks o...
Posted by VICE & FORNICATION on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 12:00:00 PST

MONSTER TRUCKS BITCHES!

so the monster truck rally was so badass.  a good time was to be had by all.  there might be some more pictures cominatcha if i get some choice shots from miss jenny douglas scotty, he dres...
Posted by VICE & FORNICATION on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 11:23:00 PST