More than just a Dead Sea |
Ah, the Mall. There is no finer petri dish of American, than the good ole' American Mall. It has everything you love to hate about America, and sometimes a fountain. Most of my contemporaries have aba...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 15:43:00 GMT |
Socially Acceptable Stalking? |
The following is an excerpt from my correspondence.Everyone is a stalker on the internet, to some degree. No one wants to admit it though, because they don't want to view themselves as a stalker. Who ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 19:33:00 GMT |
A Steaming Pile of Prop 8 |
The following is an excerpt from my correspondence.I forgot to mention this, but your hood will be an essential ground zero point for stories on Porp 8. For the many stories for and against Obama that...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 19:31:00 GMT |
Bloodletting |
Was I dreaming, or driving? No, no I'm driving all right, and I appear to still be safely between the white lines. Excellent! I'll just close my eyes for another second or two.Sweet Jesus you idiot! P...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:17:00 GMT |
Last Respects to the Matriarch |
This morning all plans have been up-ended. I must now hit the road and pay my last respects to the Matriarch. A venerable soul slipping away with the body that flourished it. I always knew this was co...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Nov 2008 08:36:00 GMT |
Tootsie, Fuck Off! |
For the past two weeks I've been playing a maddeningly (what a ridiculous word) cyclical game with my fantastically obese cat, Tootsie. It was only just now that I actually realized it was a game.I wo...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 18:34:00 GMT |
Vote or Die |
Four phone calls and two voicemails from friends and family requesting you call them back immediately; will never lead to a conversation about Hannah Montana being exposed as a thirty two year old man...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 21:25:00 GMT |
All Hail the King of the Hipsters |
Knees were weak and I was already getting pugnacious with a cute butch over the coffee pitcher. Just another Sunday morning, paying others to cook food that is no better than what your lazy entitled a...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:05:00 GMT |
Old Man Logic needs to shut his mouth, and go watch Wheel of Fortune! |
The following is a selected excerpt from my correspondence.Ah, the ever familiar battle between the Head and the Heart. Old Man Logic and the beast called Emotion. Like Palestine and Israel, it will n...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 00:46:00 GMT |
Keep Pushing |
The following is an excerpt from my correspondence.I was raised a Protestant. But, in the third grade my Father had a scandalous affair with another married woman in our little piss ass town of 700 pe...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 10:48:00 GMT |
