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About Me

pooping gives me a hard hat.
what?
sorry.
what?
is that the wrong term or something?
i like hard hats.
what's wrong w/hard hats?
the record was going to be called 'stupid people shut up and die'
then it was called 'motherfucker, fuck you'
then it was called 'get up to motherfucking get down'
'yes please, fuck you.' was a good one.
so was 'men do hug'
then it was simply called 'pizza.'
then we saw these signs and it became 'liquor & drugs'
now it's called 'fuck work - i just want to lie down and listen to the butthole surfers all day'
it should have been called 'ow. i accidentally ripped off my balls in my sleep...again.'
i call mine 'the love album, album of love' and a boys' choir sighs with me whenever i say it
fuck capitolism
call it whatever you want
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because of his pensive expression the locals call him man of the forest
why am i so stupid?

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/19/2007
Band Website: www.maybeweregodsturds.crap
Band Members: these recordings:

macho zach randy zachage - drums, bean can

some asshole - voices

birthday girl/murderer recordings:

birthday girl - stuff

/murderer - other stuff

matt - keys guits

ben - drum machine keys

was on
myspace.com/birthdaygirl1
it's on here! fucking finally.

m.i.a. dudes

big fucking lover - himself

we need to get some more dust - farts, rock

nobody - instruments (of death)

the motherfucking sheriff's in town watch out - electro bassy sounds some acoustic

richard disgusting - dick for short

jesus touchalottaturds byaccident - dick moves

smish smishsmasherson - cat noises

Influences: poop. shit, mostly. aren't we all?
Sounds Like: poop with shit on it
Record Label: barfing

My Blog

the actual title of that titular song is hey retard- youve got

all kinds of shit coming out of your mouth.   but that wouldn't all fit cleanly on one clean line so the record cover says 'hey retard - you've got all types of shit in your mouth' ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:26:00 GMT

Magic lyricS

this is them. bigger/clearer in the lyrics picture folder.
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:28:00 GMT

the entirety of this music was made on a drum kit.

except for the voices.  they came out of some throats.  cat dog human. and the intro to the triple cheese burger trilogy is an impromptu duet w/the neighborhood ice cream truck.  ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 09:57:00 GMT

drums

making all that noise.    aside from the voice noises.  those are voices. oh and the ice cream truck.  that's an ice cream truck. peace middle east
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:38:00 GMT