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Dannibal the cannibal

I gotta real bad feelin a book of poems aint enuff

About Me

Just a Guy from cali tryin to make the best of living in the bible belt.

My Interests

Music, reading, history channel

I'd like to meet:

Whoever.

Music:

REALLY GREAT MUSIC AND REALLY SHITTY MUSIC, NOTHING IN BETWEEN Op Ivy, Jimi Hendrix, Talking Heads, One Man Army, Spinal Tap, Missing Persons, Johnny Cash, Frank Zappa, Swingin Utters, King Crimson, Johnny thunders, Three Mile Pilot, Bob Marley, Old 97's, MeatMen, Shootyz Groove, The Causey Way, P-Funk, The Beatles, Groovie Ghoulies, the Queers, dead Milkmen, Slobberbone, the Strokes, David Bowie, Talking Heads, P-Funk, Dead Kennedys, Fear, Fishbone, Mazzy Starr, Plasmatics, Motorhead, Brian Eno, Hater, the Pixies, the Distillers, Spinal Tap, fireHose, Cherry poppin Daddies, ACDC, The Folksmen, Primus, New York Dolls, Thin Lizzy, Outkast, Tha Band, Coffin Break, The Meters, The Cramps, Kate Bush, NOFX, Jerry Lee Lewis hell, I can do this all night. Is it good? Is it really what its trying to be? Easier to mention what I don't like... I don't like bands that are trying to be something they're not. Like, Garth Brooks in country, Avril Lavign as a punk(ed:What the fuck??), or Celine Dion as music at all. I hate the fake tatooed suburban brats with the eyeliner and Misfits T-Shirt calling themselves punk rock when they're just rehashing mid eighties bullshit new wave with power chords. I hate "gansta" rappers who will edit their own records so they can be sold to little suburban kids with tattoos and eyeliner... and the circle continues. I hate fakes.

Movies:

REALLY GREAT MOVIES AND REALLY SHITTY MOVIES AND NOTHING INBETWEEN Citizen Kane, anything by the Coens, almost anything by Tim Burton, the Star Wars TRILOGY(4,5,6), Not this new shit they got now, Sid & Nancy, Office Space, Dog Day Afternoon, Straight To Hell, Decline of Western Civilization Pt1, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Evil Dead II, Usual Suspects, Godfather I & II, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Tarantino Flicks, Repo Man, The Filth and the Fury, Charlie kaufman Movies. Monty Python, Blue Brothers, Stanley Kubrick, Outsiders, Porn, Drug Store Cowboy,Suburbia(Original with the punk kids), Buffalo 66, Smoke Signals, Gummo, again, this can go on forever.

Television:

Mostly Comedy Central. Although they need to put SNL back on without losing MadTV. They also need new episodes of Reno 911. Other than that its like, Simpsons when I catch it, Hitory Channel, Discovery Channel, any old movies, MST3K , the Daily Show, the Sopranos, King of the Hill, Family Guy, Earl and the office, Heroes, Whatever is on that isn't cheesin me out.

Books:

Still Life with Woodpecker, Tolkien even the stuff there isn't a movie about, old classics, got into Richard Bach in my mid 20's, Umm, The Tao of Pooh is good, the bible the qoran the bhagvad gita, (couldn't pronounce or spell half the words, but the copy I had had some pretty pictures), Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter S. thompson, Richard Brautigan, Elmore Leonard, Cash, by Johnny Cash, Please Kill Me, Geek Love, Bukowski, Chuck Palahniuk even the stuff there isn't a movie about. Another great passion. I guess we'll do the negative side again I don't like wandering, unimaginatiove writing by hacks who put out thirteen books a year and have lost all love and appreciation for their talent.

Heroes:

Johnny Cash, Frank Zappa, Kurt Vonnegut, Abraham Lincoln, John Lennon, Tom Robbins, The Coen Brothers, Benjamin Franklin, John Belushi, Fat Mike, Hunter S. Thompson, John Lydon, Tommy Chong, Stanley Kubrick, Hugh hefner, Lorne Micheals, Jesus Christ, Ghandi and Steve Martin. But I disagree with all these guys.

My Blog

King Of The World

When it was proposed too me that there be a law requiring potential parents to register and pass a test before being legally allowed to give birth, I was extatic. I mean, people needed a license to d...
Posted by Dannibal the cannibal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Art, Love and an Opinion

These are the things that you should strive for. These make you above the cats. These things make you real and verifiably human. You can have your beleif in invisible people, fine. You are entitle...
Posted by Dannibal the cannibal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oops! We did it again.

Okay, unless you've been asleep for the past four years, you have no excuse for having voted for Bush. Okay, maybe if you're retarded I'll let it slide, but, I was anaware that so many of us are that...
Posted by Dannibal the cannibal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Changing Horses

"Don't change horses in mid-stream" Don't know who said, love 'em for it. But, What if the stream could have been crossed much earlier and with a lot less of cost in blood or money? What if the hor...
Posted by Dannibal the cannibal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST