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Dae

Just Call me Short Timer

About Me

I make wings. I will cater your party (Have your paper ready though, half up front, half upon completion). I got beats that's way more official than yours. I like Hotels, well until they don't give me my reward points and shit like that, then we have problems. So yeah we beefing with them bammas real tough.Ok so at my sister's wedding her Husband and his Father got into a battle. What kind you ask, well a battle of ROBOTS. So from that moment on I decided I'd play Planet Rock at my wedding and have Duelin Robots with anyone, who want it. Do you want it!!As you can see girls I am Engaged, but my lip game is still fantastic, I'm way more interesting than some of these noshirt flossy ab havin bammas anyway! I'm chubby, but I'm hot, and I'm taken, so really ya'll just have to deal with it.Brown skinned Always kept his hair low! (C) MF DOOM (well except in that 6th grade picture)http://fantasticdae.blogspot.comAIM=Dae021

My Interests

Backpacker Hip Hop, Basketball, cookin, and eating good food, Revolution, Writing, Rhymin, Football, Mitch Hedberg comedy, real deep conversations with anyone, making the illest shit ever on a grill, using chopsticks, The Crennel is still in me, now I have passed on to elder Crennel hence the Maker's.

I'd like to meet:

Good people, less music heads I get like 15leven music friend requests a day!!! Young for real go away, I'm through with ya'll bammas. Okps those are my people! On some realness I wanna meet the bamma that stole my shit outta my rental car in LA. Me and that bamma got some talking to do. Oh and anyone that knows that dude that won the lottery because he figured out the system, I need him in my life to pay for this wedding.

Music:

MF DOOM, J-Live, EL-P, Can Ox, Aes Rock, Diverse, Edan, One be lo, Little Brother, Supastition, Stark Reality, Jigmastas, Gil Scott Heron, Talib, Mos, Common, Soulive, Stevie Wonder (You can't love music and not love Stevie) Fiona Apple, RPM, Portishead, Organized Konfusion, Prefuse 73, Blockhead, RJD2, Labi Siffre, Postal Service, Luscious Jackson(that's right I said it) Daedelus, Madlib, ATCQ, My shit, Tanya Morgan, Dumhi, Punchline & Wordsworth, The Procussions, Zero7, Lone Catalyst, Fingerbangerz, Sting & the Police, Astrud Gilberto, Stan Getz so much Jazz it's hard to even start really. I think that's it for now.

Movies:

The Wood, Fear of a Black Hat, Higher Learning, Juice, Boomerang, Memento, A League of Their Own, High Fidelity, Eyes On the Prize, Transformers the Movie, GI Joe the movie, Spaced invaders, City of God, Battle Royale.

Television:

LOST, Grey's Anatomy, Adult Swim, Chapelle's Show, I was watchin Flavor of Love, that shit was lunchin like shit. The Discovery channel jounts be tight, the I Shouldn't be Alive jounts and the Deadliest Catch rock like shit joe

Books:

All Robotech Books, The Eight, choke, Oh The places you'll go, Race, The In Death series, Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, I'm not really a fan of those classics, they just didn't hit me like they should've, Vagina Monologues

Heroes:

Ya Mawms, I already know what she look like naked I just want to know her name now. Villains!!!

My Blog

Damn that was horrible

The skins got their asses handed to them in a major way. I was pained by this. I was salty them bitches went for it on 4th and 2 up by 42 I thought that shit was classless, but what salted me even mo...
Posted by Dae on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:29:00 PST

Engaged now

Last nite around 1:16Am we became engaged. It was a long long wait for her, but I had to get it just right. I feel as though I did.   Last nite on what seemed to be a very average Tuesday, I le...
Posted by Dae on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:18:00 PST

Situational Perspectives

I pretty rarely blog here anymore, but I just felt like hey whatever, let's give it a shot. So by now I think we all pretty much have heard about the whole Michael Richards thing right? Well I want t...
Posted by Dae on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:41:00 PST

Turning the Corner

After a mid-year review with my boss this morning a few things came to mind.The most poignant of these things is that it's time to turn the corner. I'm no longer a "just out of college" kid. The stake...
Posted by Dae on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 08:33:00 PST

Really, Really, 4 real?

Ok so this real stank ass biyatch of an unhappy fungerlumpin who works for the other consulting firm tried to make it seem like I wasn't doin my job. Keep in mind people I was all official in the nice...
Posted by Dae on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 02:01:00 PST

So guess who gave en?

That's right I now have a Blig to go along with this place. I'm starting to think I spend way too much time online. Anyway here it is, go check it. http://fantasticdae.blogspot.com/...
Posted by Dae on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 10:32:00 PST

The Science on getting jacked

Aiight people Vacation is over and I'm $2,500 lighter then I was when I left. Not because I spent a whole bunch on my vacation, but because some spineless, jackmonkey of a person broke into our r...
Posted by Dae on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 08:19:00 PST

Polluted Sacrifice

This is something I've been working on for a couple of months. It's still under construction but I can share some of it for now. Enjoy and let me know what you think. My Soul rises to the day like ye...
Posted by Dae on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Operation "Sexy by Labor Day" is in full effect!

That's right people, Sexy by Labor Day is in full swing, so if you get up dumb early and are around Rockville and see a kat that looks like me runnin then that's me. The flossy abs are coming along n...
Posted by Dae on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So what's really grown?

I ask this only because I feel like I'm making moves to be in one word "grown". 2morrow, Saturday May 21st "Tha Lady" and I will be moving into our 1st place by ourselves. All of you that know me ...
Posted by Dae on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST