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Butterfist

About Me

Butterfist consists of ex-members of illustrious bands such as Metallica, The Back Street Boys, and The Beatles. Considered by some to be a "boy band," Butterfist strives for all things generic. We support corporate music and think that bands should be a business...not a group of people who make art. Music should be written to be popular and to make people rich. Demographics have to be taken into account. Media coverage is imperative! Some day we hope to tour with Kid Rock and Nickel Back and be number 1 on the MTV video countdown.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 26/05/2005
Band Website: www.butterfist.com
Band Members: Starring:

A bunch of jerks.
Influences: W.A. Mozart. Other influences include whale hunting, porn that involves testicles in an anus, and girls in wheel chairs.
Sounds Like: Magical unicorns prancing about rainbows in glittery skies with laughing children playing on marshmallow clouds and eating twinkies.
Record Label: Labels are dumb

My Blog

Whats up?

Butterfist is currently suffering more problems than ever before.  Me...the guy that writes the songs and stuff....I'm succesfully destroying a terrible drug addiction....as well as having a new ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 07:24:00 GMT

Show review

So we played our first show in like 10 months.  It was really good.  They only had one microphone, we had only practiced with our new drummer 4 times, and 3/4ths of the band were drunk ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 22:56:00 GMT

Revitalized

Yes, Butterfist is back in full fury.  We have three new songs up...a bit different than what we've done in the past.  Wayyyyyy stranger.  There's a fully finished song that is badass a...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:36:00 GMT

Well holy shit

A new song will finally be posted in the next 24 hours.  Butterfist has been defunct for about 6 months now.  I keep writing these lame emo songs and don't consider them worthy of Butterfist...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 20:43:00 GMT

Holy Donkey Dongs!

A new song will be posted today.  Probably around 6:30.  But probably not.  It's just a demo and I did it the way I used to do demos....with a dated/cheap casio keyboard, a guitar, and ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 07:45:00 GMT

Stop....hammer time.

For the first time in our existance as a band and not just two dudes writing songs, Butterfist has no shows planned for the near future.  We've all got alot of stuff on our plates and we can bare...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 00:46:00 GMT

Pass the side of tomatoes dude....I'm not there yet.

Matt Ferris.....what a man.  If you want to have a crappy unleveled demo of our new forever lasting song.....download it now because it will be gone very soon and it will be replaced by some song...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 00:34:00 GMT

The Aquatic Expedition for the Eggwine Treasury of the Irregular O

A new demo is up....The Aquatic Expedition for the Eggwine Treasury of the Irregular O.  It's about a man who died and was reborn as a fish....but he refused to believe it and died again when he ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 19:41:00 GMT

Tuba player needed......seriously

This may sound like a joke but it's not.....Butterfist is looking for a Tuba player to join the band.  Requirements.....must have a tuba and be able to play it fairly well, being able to scream s...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:33:00 GMT

Some new old songs

Some older songs are posted for a little bit.  Poonesty Ball rescheduled for spring sometime.  It will be at Highland Park, and it will be free.  Hopefully a similar line up. Fuck  ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 16:41:00 GMT