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Hyeti VonBigfoot

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About Me

I'm just your average piece of Florida cracker eyecandy, that lives in Texas and hates everything about Ohio.

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I'd like to meet:

HOMER SIMPSON, THE INCREDIBLE HULK, A SMART DOG.

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Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:58:00 GMT

WNBA

On this Sunday, we are taking Fay to her, and our, very first WNBA game. We will be watching the Houston Comets battle the Seattle Storm. Do you suppose that on Monday I will wake up a lesbian?
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 16:54:00 GMT

DOG BED UPDATE

Lord Skoochington has taken to his dog bed quite nicely. We have had to install baby gates on the bed during the day, since I believe he is part lion, thus requiring 23 hours of sleep per day. K has n...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 10:59:00 GMT

DOG BED UPDATE

Cracker is still sleeping in the human bed. Not much effort was made to change that as of yet.
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 17:03:00 GMT

DOG BED

Today our dog (Hamburglar Crackertaco, Lord of Skoochington) received his new dog bed via Fed Ex. His old bed, coincidentally enough, is my bed, my wife's bed, and occasionally our daughter's bed. Nee...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 14:44:00 GMT

KUDOS WHERE THEY ARE DUE

It is with some remorse that I have to admit that Darrell (the beluga or the reneger) has actually had a couple of real sparklers in the last few weeks. I believe that he is due credit for these, as t...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jul 2005 12:00:00 GMT

RECENT BELUGA SIGHTING

I'm back at work today, and as if that didn't suck enough on it's own, I received the following email regarding a sighting of that damn beluga.i saw THE naples beluga last night at elliot's batchelor ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Jun 2005 12:04:00 GMT

WHY POLAR BEARS ARE THE GREATEST

I spend alot of time wishing that I was a polar bear. This is the reason why:Polar Bears are extremely crafty and patient hunters. They have very little fear and have even been filmed killing Stranded...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Jun 2005 12:03:00 GMT

STAR WARS

OK, I'm ashamed to admit it, but I was accidentally sucked into the Star Wars craze last Sunday evening. Since all decent Sunday night programming was pre-empted by the extra special showing of Episod...
Posted by on Thu, 26 May 2005 12:06:00 GMT

SAD AND PATHETIC

I had the great treat of getting to talk to the Beluga over the phone yesterday. He was yammering on and on in his nervous way (he's always nervous since he knows that the pina colada incident was fun...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Apr 2005 12:08:00 GMT