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judy holiday

...everybody's favorite holiday

About Me

Judy Holiday wasn't born, she was discovered shrink-wrapped in Rudy Huxtable's kid's meal in 1984. After an unsuccessful attempt to hideout on-set for a season, Judy and Rudy agreed to part ways before Rudy got any more spankings for blaming things on her imaginary friend. From there, the 6-year-old Holiday spent time in nightclubs and copper mines absorbing the meaning of life from fallen angels and has-beens, all the while determining in her mind that she'd do better. In 2009, while working as a hospice nurse for Arsenio Hall, Holiday was overheard reciting a simple poem to herself. After sloughing her humility, Judy accepted the offer to share her words aboard the space shuttle Discovery, thus becoming the first AfroMexiCaucasian to speak fertile words of life into the vast emptiness of space. Seconds thereafter, a star exploded into brilliance. But of course, Ms. Holiday is too humble to tell you so herself. Judy Holiday is 6,001 years old.biography written by: Adam Tillman Young

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/19/2007
Band Website: this is it.
Band Members: Judy Holiday
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Street Camping

Empty cans lay crushed at our feet. Underage contribution. It is Saturday evening. Regrets are for Sunday mornings. So& We drink for now. 1st floor porch. Parallel to the street. Victory blvd& .....
Posted by judy holiday on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:01:00 PST

flushing.

While he was sleeping I built forts in the bathroom with toilet tissue and q-tips and used toothpaste as cement. I was looking to house the voices of characters in my head that were so developed the...
Posted by judy holiday on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 03:55:00 PST

heavy.

i call 'em&strappy diddys& grandma calls 'em evening shoes& it's daytime& i ain't ever been appropriate& i walks wit force. worn down heels&within just a weeks time.hear the screws tap the floor when ...
Posted by judy holiday on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 03:28:00 PST

Secrets In The Waiting Room...

i'm in the lobby of my job....it is the waiting room...we are all waiting here...some for appointments...i'm waiting for 5pm...when my life begins...i smile throughout the day...holding the secret...t...
Posted by judy holiday on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 03:15:00 PST