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A chick with an obsession with fruity loops picked up a dude who picked up an acoustic guitar. They both started playing and talking shit. Next thing they knew, they got a couple of hits.
On April 4th 2007 they turned into a G.G. Allin cover band. The two got together almost every night in preparation for the upcoming mini-tour but forgot to practice. On April Friday the 13th 2007 they tested the waters with the song "Tear Da Club Up," by Three-6-mafia for a very confused crowd in a small muddy shop in the unheard of town of Walnut, MS (Graceless's hometown) with the bands The Hamburger Hobos, Moses Crow, and Seth Flake's Band.
The two hit two states in two days during the mini-tour. On April Saturday the 14th 2007 the Drunk Dialaz worked the crowd at the Decleyre House in Memphis TN coining the phrases "Fuck Mississippi fuck mississippi fuck!" and "Drunk Dialaz all up in your Eyelids" while throwing their hands in the air and jumping up and down. That night they introduced more Three-6-Mafia covers such as "Slob on My Knob" and "Stay Fly" along with originals such as "I Fucked Your Mom's Mom" and "Merlot". That night the band made history with 4 other amazing bands such as Pony Hawk, Egyptian Eyes, Late Night Curly, and The Warble.
In the end of April of 07 Drunk Dialaz found "Big Cheese". After 3 or 4 days of contemplation Graceless Lacy and Jerman Justin decided to recruit the new drummer.
Big Cheese informed the band that he would not be able to make it to the July 7th 2007 Memphis for the Drunk Dialaz second headlining show so Crown Vic volunteered to step in as the new drummer. Shortly after the Drunk Dialaz arrived at the Warble House for the July 7th show, Jerman Justin excitedly rushed to show Alex Harrison his dollar bill paintings. Unfortunately Justin locked Graceless Lacy's keys in the trunk if her car leaving them without their musical instruments or a vehicle of their own to make it to the show. The Hamburger Hobos and The Warbles rescued them by taking them to the show and allowing them to borrow their musical instruments. Drunk Dialaz opened up with a bang coining a new phrase, "Everybody look at Brian," refering to Brian from the band The Hamburger Hobos. Because of the exhaustion from putting on such an intense performance (and a lot of free beer) Justin took a nap during the Noise Choir and the remainder of the night riding in the back of Tommy's car.
At the end of July, "Big Cheese" moved back to Jackson, making the band one member less.
Friday August, 3 2007 the drunk dialing ended. Phone numbers were deleted, and alcohol drinking subsided. Shortly after, 40 unanswered phonecalls were made. It was thought to be the end of the drunk dialaz. Fans cried. Cell phone companies cried. Beer factory workers cried. Your mom's mom cried.
And then... Saturday August, 4 2007 the drunk dialaz reunited drunk dialing 10 times more than before. It is rumored that the next show might possibly be their best show yet.
September 10th of 2007 Vic aka VLOW (the drummer) left the band because of creative differences and the overwhelming demands of his growing side project as a one-man Metallica cover band. Justin and Graceless immediately contacted Jenny from The Hamburger Hobos to stand in as the new drummer.
September 11th of 2007 Justin and Graceless hit the studio again to record some fresh new radio-friendly tracks including their upcoming feature - "Story Time" wich is a thrilling narrative of a series of important events in the life of Brian. That evening the band practiced for the first time as the band formerly known as The Official Brian Gibson Fan Club aka Drunk Dialaz with Jenny on drums, Graceless on the bass, and Justin as lead vocals and lead guitar.
September 22nd of 2007 Drunk Dialaz took the stage at the Princess Theater in Columbus.. in the Coffee Shop and rocked the panties off of everybody there. They played such a good show that they made the wall at the Princess come tumbling down.In 2008 the Dialaz took somewhat of a hiatus only to come back in 2009 with some brand new bone crushing shit. Watch out Tupelo... The Dialaz are coming to get you...
