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We were dead before the ship even sank

About Me

Click my dp to check out my pics its that simple lol ;)I work for Bleeding Tears Clothing (y) awesome much?OOOLD SCHOOL But its got good lyrics (y)Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’97 wear sunscreenIf I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience…I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you imagine. Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing everyday that scares you Sing Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours. Floss Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself.Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults;if you succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements. Stretch Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your life… the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don’t. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone. Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary… what ever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body, use it every way you can… don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.. Dance… even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them. Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly. Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders. Respect your elders. Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out. Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it.Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it’s worth.But trust me on the sunscreen…

My Interests

I love fashion and was planning to become a fashion designer - taking fashion at Hitchen collage.. buut i kinda.. well, i freaked out and didn’t go to the interview (oops XD) so now im taking photography at meridian instead XD (not just photography blates). I would also like to become a film maker or director, or just anything in that career :), I’ve made a couple but there pretty crap. Yesh i am a fellow youtuber but, i only have one video on there haha, if you wanna check it out, my username is superstrepsil.But yeah i also love films and music and food.. Big lover of food, i also like to travel and want to (so badly) visit Japan, China, Russia, and Spain, eventually (i have family there :P).

I'd like to meet:

Everyone i havn't met yet, and everyone that i've subscribed to on youtube Inc: whataboutadam jontyandroz AndrewBravener GaeriSummer Lucymisser TheHill88 ThePwnyExpressView All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

I love all types of music, if one day music was like banned, then id scream and run out and get everyone to start singing their favourite songs and parade around dressed up as pirates.. *Shifty eyes* hahaMusic Arctic Monkeys Aqualung Audioslave Avenged Sevenfold B52's Basement Jaxx Beck Billy Talent Biffy clyro Bloc Party Blur Bob Dylan Bob Marley Coldplay CSS Dandy warholes Daft Punk Dirty Pretty Things Disturbed Do me bad things Duran Duran Eels Embrace Enter Shikari Evenescence Faithless Fall Out Boy Feeder Flamboyant Bella Foo Fighters Franz Ferdinand Garbage Get Cape Wear Cape Fly Goldfrapp Good Shoes Gorrilaz Groove Armarda Gym Class Heros Hadouken! Hard-Fi Incubus Ivy Hellogoobye Jamiroquai Jet Jimi Hendrix Just Jack Kasabian Kings Of Leon Kosheen Led Zeppelin Lily Allen Linkin Park Lostprophets Madina Lake Massive attack Maximo Park Maroon 5 Morcheeba Muse Nirvana Oasis OKGO Panic At The Disco Papa Roach Pigeon Detectives Pink Floyd Placebo Polysics Portishead QOTSA Queen Radiohead Razorlight Red Hot Chilli Peppers Snow Patrol S O A D Stephen Lynch Stevie Wonder Stone Sour Supertramp Sum 41 Tenacious D The Artic Monkeys The Automatic The Bravery The Fray The FutureHeads The Killers The Klaxons The Magic Numbers The Police The Prodigy The Rolling Stones The Strokes The Who Travis Turin Brakes We Are the Scientists Wheatus Yes Zero 7 and many more..

Movies:

Constantine Children of men ill add more when i cba

Television:

TV :) i have a BIG tv for starters yes its a 40" plasma wide screen (Y) its freeking awesome and yes it has HD Hell yeah XD but yesh I watch tv quite a bit hahasuch as: Lost Prison break Unit Dexter My name is Earl Adult swim Scrubs All moosic channels most stuff on Abc1 Never mind the buzzcocks Qi and other stuff (y)

Books:

I don't realy read books.. i know shame on me thats probably why my brains turning to muussh :|

Heroes:

My heroes are the best people you will ever meet and you should add them because theyre sexy haha :)In no particular order:

Vic

Nick

Ashley

Char

Lisa

Sam

Nicole

Jess

Lori

Callum

Gemma
:)

My Blog

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