What Recession? |
Hey! You know how youre always wearing your nice clothes at work for all the boring people you dont care about, and then are too tired to wear anything other than sweatpants and an old college t-shi... Posted by on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 05:16:00 GMT |
"He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets!" |
Have you felt like a puppet of the Man in these down trodden times? Dangling by strings from the rafters? People putting words in your mouth?Well don't take it! ASM pleads that you take control! Put y... Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 05:03:00 GMT |
Arrreeee Yoooooooouuuuuuu Reeeeeeaaaaaddddddyyyyyyyy? |
New Music Smackdown! ASM vs. thingNY!Thursday! Thursday! Thurrrrrrrrrsday!April 2nd 2009!Nu Yorican Poets Cafe!Get rrrrready to rrrrrrumble!A featherweight wrestling match you won't wanna miss!This ai... Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 05:42:00 GMT |
ASM BLOWS - Sun 9/28 2 pm - ALL TRUMPETS ALL THE TIME |
On Sunday, the 28th of September, we're going to show all you naysayers out there. Oh we've heard you talking about us, when you thought we couldn't hear. "ASM are just a bunch of talentless hacks,"... Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:06:00 GMT |
Got a Whistling Pig? We Can Help!!! |
An old adage states, "Never teach a pig to sing: it wastes your time and annoys the pig." However, the members of Anti-Social Music are highly trainable. Here's how it works:Potbellied ASM is extremel... Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 02:06:00 GMT |
Pat+Pink Lipstick=HOTTTTT! |
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 06:01:00 GMT |
ASM celebrates DST!! |
Anti-Social Music (ASM) is the convention of advancing music so that afternoons have more dissonance and mornings have less. Typically music is adjusted forward one half-step near the start of spring ... Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 22:15:00 GMT |
Last Night! Bring Your Own Bells! Everyone Gets A Thumb Piano to Play! |
Tonight at Soundfix!7 pm "Sound Installation". Come play a thumb piano!9 pm Bell JamIt's FREE!Warn's Artist Statement About DON'T WAKE THE DRAGONDON'T WAKE THE DRAGON (part I)As children we learned t... Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:31:00 GMT |
Two Chances to See After Devils Night and Music for ASM!!! |
We're playing at Monkeytwon tonight at 7.30 pm and 10 pm! Two sets! Two chances to see Dalek's bone crunching ear drum rattling ambient masterwork for three basses, three strings, three pianos, thre... Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:14:00 GMT |
Have you ever seen a man sing and play harmonium in a bathtub? Eight Thumb Pianos SUPER LOUD |
Show starts at 8 pm Sunday night!Philippa Thompson is going to yodel and play spoons!Peter Hess is going to play plastic bags and metal bowl!Pat's going to get drunk!Charles Waters will lead us in son... Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 06:05:00 GMT |