Kurt

Chuck Norris: The Man, The Myth, The Legend

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter h...
Posted by Kurt on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 12:30:00 PST

Proverbs

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone Man who run in front of car get tired Man who run behind car get exhausted Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day Baseball is wrong: man with four balls ...
Posted by Kurt on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 08:04:00 PST

My little brother...

My little brother took up wrestling. He is just finishing up his sophomore year in high school. In his first full year he came in eighth place in the state of Florida in his weight class. Not bad for ...
Posted by Kurt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST