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Ruthless Cunt Killers

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Ruthless Cunt Killers is a ridiculously sarcastic, yet completely serious Outlaw Honky Punk band. Our motto is "Long Live Beer & Pussy". Once upon a time in Canada, there were four outlaws that met randomly in an unemployment line on the outskirts of Chatham, ON. Fraud charges ensued, and the Cunts stashed their favourite drugs and evaded the police into hiding. There, they rocked around, half drunk, half stoned, confused and disoriented until the booze and drugs were gone.
Living in hiding was like banging your head against the wall. The speed and pussy they knew had vanished all at once, and they were left detoxin’ and baitin'. About 4 months after arriving in hiding, Kuntry Keegan Slydes wrote a heartfelt song about missing his long departed handicapped ex-girlfriend, and then posted the song online in an ad on www.ruthlesscuntkillers.com. And that was how Bobbin’ Bob Hiltz found them and the Ruthless Cunt Killers were ready to rock the world.
Ruthless Cunt Killers write songs about pretty much anything we find humorous and the joys of Drinkin' and Druggin'. We call our sound Outlaw Honky Punk; a mix of Honky Tonk and Rock N’ Roll, with an Outlaw Punk Rock attitude. It’s comparable to a cross between Social Distortion, Supersuckers, and Mojo Nixon, with that Cuntry flavour. They have been fortunate enough to share the stage with The Matadors, Ceremonial Snips, Trole, Alley Dukes, The Reason and The Junction.
The band's latest album, A Dirty Damn Good Time, unites Kuntry Keegan Slydes' testosterone fueled, over-the-top blue-collar anthems with foot tapping grooves to create a genre defining album chocked full of rock songs in their purest form. With standout tracks like “Different Strokes” & "Handicapped Hippie", look for Ruthless Cunt Killers to be a major influence in the rock landscape for years to come.
So be it. If you don't like it, you're welcome to go. If you do like it, please stay. There are more Cunnilinguists where these came from.
Most amazing Video Ever!

Booking For Booking information please contact DEADSCENEMUSIC
Or email [email protected]

Merchandise NEW EP ON SALE NOW!!!
We Have Girls and Guys Shirts For Sale!
Email: [email protected]
Available in Girls M, L
Available in Mens M, L, XL, XXL

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Member Since: 19/03/2007
Band Website: www.ruthlesscuntkillers.com
Band Members:
Poke Cunt - Vox & Pokes

Kuntry Keegan Slydes - Guitar & Vox

Tommy VD - Lead Guitar

Bobbin' Bob - Bass

Farley MacFarlane - Drums

You're all a member of the Ruthless Cunt Killers Family!!!
Influences: Johnny Cash, Hank Williams Sr, & Hank III, Super suckers, Steve Earle, Elliott Smith, Matadors, Trole, Reverend Horton Heat, Hellbillys, Johnny Horton, Beat Farmers, Mojo Nixon, Dead Milkmen, Social Distortion, Mike Ness, Stray Cats, Brian Setzer, Cuff the Duke, Southern Culture on the Skids, Flogging Molly, The Living End, Dropkick Murphy's, Rancid, Tim Armstrong, Lars, Matt Freeman, Kerouac, SNFU, Sublime, Buck 65, Jawbreaker, The Minutemen, Mike Watt, Randy, Soul Coughing, The Clash, Sex Pistols, Velvet Underground, Lou Reed, The Farrell Brothers, Tom Waits, David Allan Coe, Douglas Copeland

But most of all:
BEER, PUSSY, SATAN, DRUGS.
Sounds Like: Ruthless Cunt Killers

your mom, sister, and girlfriend screaming.
Record Label: DEADSCENEMUSIC
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Farewell

Well this is it folks.  The Final show, all the work we have put into this project over the last few years is gone with this.  At least we have a cd to remember us by, that will remain for sale on the...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Apr 2009 07:54:00 GMT

ON SALE NOW!!! A Dirty Damn Good Time with the Ruthless Cunt Killers

DEADSCENEMUSIC is very happy to announce the release of everyone's favourite band to hate, Ruthless Cunt Killers' debut album, "A Dirty Damn Good Time". The band's latest album unites Kuntry Keegan Sl...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:07:00 GMT

A Dirty Damn Good Time CD Finished!

Hey everyone, we appreciate you spending your time checking us out!  We have finally finished the EP which is long over due, and you can get a listen at http://ruthlesscuntkillers.comI want to th...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:51:00 GMT

Big Update! May/08 Long Over Due...

So where to start.  Thanks for stickin with us!  The album seems like it will never get done. Well it will, well part of it anyways.The whole future of the Cunt Killers is up in the air righ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 13:58:00 GMT

Shit Storm of the Century!

Actually it was just some snow, but it didn't keep the Ruthless Cunt Killers for going on a road trip to play the Salt Lounge in London with our good friends in Trole.  We thank those of you who ...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 11:49:00 GMT

Recording...

Yes, the Ruthless Cunt Killers are hitting the studio to get started on their debut release.  This is goign to be booze and drug filled beyond belief, and see what we come up with.Show this Satur...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:48:00 GMT

What a show! I’m still hungover...Updates

Thanks for coming out and supporting us on Friday @ Twisters. We had a riot and met new friends from Hamilton and Toronto.  Big thanks goes out to everyone @ Twisters, The Reason, The Junction an...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 17:11:00 GMT

RUTHLESS NEWS,BR.28 LEGION SHOW

FUCK YEAH PEEPS THANKS FOR THE GREAT TURN OUT AT THE LEGION THIS PAST SATERDAY NIGHT, THE CORP, TBMH AND ALL THE OTHER BANDS WERE AWSOME !!! WHOEVER MISSED IT, YOU FUCKIN SUCK !!! GREAT FRIENDS, GOOD...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:13:00 GMT

POKES WEEKEND, RUTHLESS NEWS

YO YO YO YOU FUCKIN CUNTS !!!! THIS BE POKE DOING ANOTHER FUCKIN BLOG SHIT THING KEEPIN THE PEEPS UP WITH THE LATEST RUTHLESS NEWS First thing first, LETS NOT FORGET the soliders and all the veterens,...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:25:00 GMT

HOLY SHIT,I CUMMED ON STAGE

WHATS UP ALL YOU RUTHLESS MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE !!! Its your Best friend here again BIG DADDY POKE, just here to say THANK YOU ALL for one of the greatest nights of my life....serious. Matadors you ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:29:00 GMT