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YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM KANSAS CITY IF....*You know that no matter how ghetto they are, an occasional visit to the Bannister Mall is still necessary *Your best friends uncles baby mama's lil cousins daddy knew Fat Tone *When someone ask you "Do you want a soda?" you respond with "Huh? OH, you mean pop?" *You know where Mac Dre is really from...but you claim him anyway *You have ever donated a dollar on the corner of 63rd and got a Giant pixie stick *You have ever been to the June 10th celebration at Swope Park *You know what the thizzle/thizz dance is and you know how to "get stupid" *You know how to do tha correct "thizz" face is *You are not surprised when the temperature drops from 80 degrees in the morning to 50 degrees in the afternoon and then goes back up to 70 at night *You know the city like the back of your hand*You don’t care about not having a useless arch because you know we are just better!*They recognize you when you go to Gates, LC's, Cuzzin's Catfish, Church's Chicken, or Charlie D's *You know who Tech n9ne is *You says "Thas Wussup, "Aye Boy", Or "Yeee!"*You know that it is an insult for someone to say that they saw a female member of your family on 39th and Prospect*You know every Rich the Factor song*You have Hot 103 Jamz Magnet on your fridge *When you sing or rap a song from the radio, you always replace the names of other cities with "Kansas City" or "KC"*All your summer meals are cooked on a Barbeque grill* *You are at a club or party and you’re looking for a two step partner!*You know the royals and chiefs aint play 4 a damn but you still rep that shyt*You let it be known that we're the highest crime rate right now*And you know someone doing time in the County Jail or Leeds (Municipal Correctional Institution). From: "KC Savage" ..