cheese, alcohol, drugs, rollies, apes havin sex on the dicovery channel ggrrrrr what a turn on, music i.e. anything i can fuckin move to none of that abstract shit spins my brain out, prehistoric creatures from the cretacious period, acid, mescaline, DMT, chocolate fudge cake mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, sorry where was i oh yeh, nature, love, beauty, the connection of all existence in the universe( apparently im such a hippy its untrue) cheese wait did i already say cheese oh yeh i did ok i guess i like cheese twice as much as any of my other intersts or maybe not i dont know how can you whittle down all of your interests to favorites maybe you can maybe you cant but whose to judge what you interests are, not I, not I.
I'd like to meet:
aliens with big eyeballs, gandi, george bush(i'd kick him in the nuts), god, people who take psychoactive substances and Atilla the Hun (im half Hungarian didntcha know). oh and salvador dali hes the guy with the funny moustach below
Music:
i like things that sound good and stuff.
Movies:
anything without hugh fucking grant in it except maybe about a toy boy or was that a porno i saw, bill and ted, withnail and i, alice in wonderland, bambi, fear and loathing of course, fritz the cat fuckin ace, back to the future trilogy, the saw films were absolutly fucking abismal i thought i could have done a better job writing with a pen stuck in my ass.
Television:
bottom, the young ones, monkey dust, max headroom if any of you children remember that, spitting image, transformers, never mind the cockbuzz, witty, green wing, scrubs, most haunted, 10 years younger, how clean is your house ( god i would wreck those chicks), oh yah and futurama family guy and the as with everyone SOUTH PARK YOU SHITFACED COCK MASTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!