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Teddy - the Smooth Criminal

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About Me

My name is Teddy. I'm 12 years old (60 in cat years). I was adopted by a nice lady about a year and a half ago. My former owner died and I didn't get along well at the rescue shelter because I don't like to play with other kitties. I also didn't do well in my foster home because I was scared and my foster parent already had another Himalayan. However, I feel very safe and VERY loved in my new home where I am the one and only cat AND my new owner dotes on me all the time. :-) There IS a dog that lives here as well but I've showed him who's boss!!! I totally support adoption and I think that every good home should consider adopting - especially older kitties like me.



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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Friends, other adopted animals, defenders of wildlife and rescuers of lost pets...
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You Are: 10% Dog, 90% Cat
You are are almost exactly like a cat.
You're intelligent, independent, and set on getting your way.
And there's no way you're going to fetch a paper for anyone! Are You More Cat or Dog?

My Blog

Why Children are Attracted to Animals

Animal Attraction Gail F. Melson Ph.D A whirling 4 year old comes to a screeching halt, transfixed by the fish swimming lazily around an aquarium in the pediatrician's waiting room. A 6 year old, h...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 08:04:00 GMT

10 Reasons to adopt an elderly cat (like me!) or a special needs kitty

Why Adopt a Elderly / Disabled Cat ?1st.Older & Disabled Cats are the Best2nd. Older / Disabled Cats are ever-so-grateful for a second chance at a loving home! Please Adopt an Elderly or a Disabl...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 13:12:00 GMT

Bill of Rights for Animals

  * Bill of Rights for Animals * 1. All animals are born with an equal claim on life and the same rights to existence. 2. All animals are entitled to respect. Humanity as an animal species shall ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 13:08:00 GMT

Teddy's Days, Thursdays, and Saturdays...

Today my mommy woke up to find that I had pooped on the kitchen floor next to the litterbox....even though she has just cleaned the litterbox last night. Then she discovered that I had puked on the k...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:57:00 GMT

Animal Cruelty at it's finest

Why are Humans so cruel??? I just read a story about a puppy whose feet were CUT OFF because of the cruelty of it's former owner. Why in the hell would anyone purposely cut off the feet on an innocent...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:22:00 GMT

My favorite Cat poems

Cats There's a cat sitting on my footMy leg is feeling numbI really should be nastyAnd kick it up the bum But, it's so cute, I have no choiceI just have to let it sleepSo, I'm momentary paralysedA...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 06:32:00 GMT

Creep Human friend requests

Meow - ok, why do all these creepy Humans want to be my friends??? First of all, I'm a CAT...I know it says I'm a 'single male' but I'm a Single MALE CAT!!! If you are a creepy Human and you're lookin...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 16:25:00 GMT

10 Reasons why I Love My Mommy

Meow! These are 10 reasons why I love my Mommy: 1. She caters to my every whim - if I 'mew' at her, she'll stop whatever she's doing to figure out what I want or need. 2. She cleans up after me - when...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 16:09:00 GMT

6 Weird/things/habits about me

1. I like to lick any food my mommy has sticking out of her mouth or in her hands. 2. I like to dip my paws in any water/drink glasses that are on the floor. 3. 5 days out of the week are for pooping ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:21:00 GMT

Cat Etiquette

============================ CAT ETIQUETTE BATHROOMS Always accompany your humans and guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare. DOORS Do not allow any closed doo...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:40:00 GMT