Part III Well I have,nt been on here for a while. Only 5 months and 2 days till I retire- at least from the daily grind. I,ve started playing guitar again- mainly due to the people I,ve been listening to recently - at Celtic Connedtions, Ar Ais Aris and loads of other places. i,ll never be any good but I,m enjoying playinf and writing -one day I,ll put some of my own stuff on MySpace and give u all a laugh. Well what about Borat Obama - a new beginning or the old one in a different colour we,ll seePart II So whats new. The days are longer. The summer is here and so is the deluge. Man I,ve never seen so much rain. So what to do? We could write a song about it... thats always good for the soul.... makes us feel better ........... makes us feel as if we are doing something about climate change( well a good tune,s a good tune .. feed the world and all that. it worked .. did,nt it?????) Now you..re telling me it did..nt? So where did all the money go??!!Is AL GORE a real person or just an anagram of L A OGRE. Why are my feet always wet? Does anyone care anymore?PART 1 I was sitting on the john the other day and I suddenly began to wonder if the world would survive without me and my undoubted talent. A dreadful panic gripped me. I came out in a cold clamy sweat. My hands began to shake and I felt dizzy and naseous. Would great civilisations crumble? Would the global capitalist system fall ( what a great thought)? Would the sky darken and great natural disasters befall the planet? Then I tought " Naw......... its happening now anyway ..cause we dont give a shit about anyone but ourselves!!"
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Paul
Birthday: Yep. Every year
Birthplace: Just outdise me mums womb
Current Location: At me desk
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Invisible
Height: 6..0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: The Earl of Glencairn ( In Absentia)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Old ones
Your Weakness: Cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild women
Your Fears: One day the booze will run out
Your Perfect Pizza: There is,nt one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: The first at the new wembley
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Bugger, I was enjoying that
Your Best Physical Feature: 6 pack abdo or is it a big 1 pack
Your Bedtime: No, not yet
Your Most Missed Memory: Dunno
Pepsi or Coke: Depends on what kind of coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Do,nt watch TV wrestling
Single or Group Dates: Depends on the group.I quite like Hayseed Dixies
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea? Isnt he that greek character from the film TRoy?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Fudge
Cappuccino or Coffee: Water
Do you Smoke: Only when I,m set on fire
Do you Swear: No fucking way
Do you Sing: Like an angel
Do you Shower Daily: Why do I smell?
Have you Been in Love: Every day
Do you want to go to College: What again!!
Do you want to get Married: What again!!
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in the power of one
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I move
Do you think you are Attractive: Do you?
Are you a Health Freak: Do you want me to b? I can b anything you want
Do you get along with your Parents: Not since they died
Do you like Thunderstorms: Are they ROCK or INDIE
Do you play an Instrument: ha ha no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Only in liquid form
In the past month have you Smoked: See smoking answer above
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only prescribed ones
In the past month have you gone on a Date: What date in the past month were you thinking of
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Whats a mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I hope not
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Only when its been well cooked
In the past month have you been on Stage: No. But I,ve been on a stagecoach
In the past month have you been Dumped: No. But I,ve done plenty
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I,m not skinny
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just someones heart
Ever been Drunk: Thash ish a shilly queshtion
Ever been called a Tease: Only when I strip
Ever been Beaten up: Moi!! Le Macho Man
Ever Shoplifted: Shops are too heavy to lift
How do you want to Die: Saving the world from a giant turd
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Sewer cleaner
What country would you most like to Visit: Neverland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Yellow
Favourite Hair Color: yellow
Short or Long Hair: Just as long as its hair
Height: 65..
Weight: Light
Best Clothing Style: Minimalist
Number of Drugs I have taken: 666
Number of CDs I own: 1..2..3..4..5...Bugger I cant be bothered counting
Number of Piercings: Do I look stupid
Number of Tattoos: I said DO I LOOK STUPID
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Filling in this survey
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