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About Me

I disapprove of bagels, the false prophets of breakfast foods. They're round, they have a hole in the middle, and they're made of dough. But they're not donuts. I don't like being lied to first thing in the morning.

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My Blog

Guitar Shopping for the Melodramatic

I posted this here several months ago, but I decided that I'd just put it up here too, because I was bored and the writers strike is ruining my free time.  If you haven't read it, enjoy.First and...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:14:00 GMT

Across the Universe

Across the Universe is over two hours of arbitrary, cheesy Beatles references mixed with poorly reinterpreted Beatles songs and perpetual hippy idiocy. It is, at best, a thin, dull chick flick disguis...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 21:21:00 GMT

Magic

    From the opening chords of single "Radio Nowhere" to the sweet, pungent melancholy of "Girls in Their Summer Clothes" to the quiet poetry of "Devil's Arcade," The Boss has returned ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 21:19:00 GMT

My Top 10 Favorite Love Songs

Over on Heather's Blog, Ryan and I have been discussing the horrors of Genesis.  At least I have.  Ryan apparently wants to (metaphorically, I'm assuming) have Phil Collins' children (which ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:16:00 GMT

Sicko

Guerilla journalist tactics aside, sometimes Michael Moore makes more sense than most of us would like to admit.  Yes, some of the emotional scenes in his latest documentary "Sicko" seem borderli...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:08:00 GMT

Fall Out Boy Album Review

     Irritatingly catchy, Fall Out Boy's latest effort Infinity on High proves to be a brief and welcome departure from the formulaic format of From Under the Cork Tree.  &nb...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:25:00 GMT

The best thing that's happened to me in months

That's right.  This is the best thing that has happened to me in a long, long, long time.  Maybe I'm reading to much into things.  Maybe I should look at getting a promotion at Blockbus...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:31:00 GMT

Blue Like Jazz and Mel Gibson's Apocolypto

The end of Gibson's newest epic, in the credits, is the epitaph "In memory of Abel."  It summarizes what I think the much critisized director was attempting to convey in his two and half hou...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 12:50:00 GMT

Three Song Set.

Three songs.  Fifteen minutes.  75 people.  Three weeks in preparation.  Three songs.  That's all it was.  Most people walked out of the auditorium without giving us a se...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 14:48:00 GMT

Particle physics and Blockbuster.

Last night, I watched a pseudo-scientific film entitled What the Bleep?  Down the Rabbit Hole.  Now, I initially rented because it was a documentary;  a documentary based, apparently, o...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 13:39:00 GMT