We are a driving Range based Elite Golf Squad aka Assassins. We originate from the Floridian Desert. We are currently on a mission in Jacksonville, Florida. You can catch us this summer as the Main Headliner on "The Tired of Playin Gamez Tour 2007". We have been officially banned from the PGA(Y) Tour due to the fact that they are a bunch of Soaking Wet Dog Pussies and we are a bunch of Rebel, Outlaw, Cock Slingin, and Revolutionary Space Cowboys.
Other Places we have been banned from include:
Tiger Woods’s Front Yard, ESPN (That’s why we are not on Sports Center), The Golf Channel (racists), The Jacksonville Golf & CUNTry Club, Sports Authority, The CUNTRY of Alabama and the Fine City of California.
Products that we endorse:
IGOD (The Salmon & Lavender Collection)
Man Aide Energy Potion
Hairy Peaches Golf Balls of Steel
Tig Bitty’s Golf Bags
Lion Forrest Golf Clubs (made by the hand of God & small Iranian children)
