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Name: Shane Joseph Kirby
Birthday: 03MAR1981
Birthplace: Cali
Current Location: Egypt
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: R
Your Heritage: Irish/Portugese
The Shoes You Wore Today: Boots and Sandals
Your Weakness: Wife's Cookies
Your Fears: Carnys
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, pineapple, jalapeno, and onions.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Loose some fat
Thoughts First Waking Up: Together we set the standards high
Your Best Physical Feature: none...... personality
Your Bedtime: as soon as I can
Your Most Missed Memory: Saturday morning cartoons
Pepsi or Coke: Both
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mac
Single or Group Dates: Single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lip
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: I try not to
Do you Sing: Shower Opera
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: For the last 12 Years
Do you want to go to College: After I retire
Do you want to get Married: Hopefully once is enough
Do you belive in yourself: Beliving and liking makes everything easy
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: I judge myself on my accomplishments
Are you a Health Freak: yes, as soon as I finish this milkshake
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes and long walks on the beach
Do you play an Instrument: I used to play the Trombone
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: a couple times
Ever been called a Tease: no I don't have that much self controll
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: when I was like ten
How do you want to Die: In a freak gasoline fight accident
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Cable Guy
What country would you most like to Visit: The Emerald Isle
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: My wifes
Favourite Hair Color: My Wifes
Short or Long Hair: My wifes
Height: My Wifes
Weight: My wifes
Best Clothing Style: My Wifes
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: A few
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Harrison Ford, Jennifer Garner, and Carmen Electra.
You are Uncle Rico and could throw a football over
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