I am my own worst enemy almost 100% of the time. It feels like I'm always stuck inside of a dream. Even in my dreams, I'm an idiot who knows he's about to wake up to reality. I want to live a real life... I don't want to dream any longer. Some people call me Citizen Dildo, but trust me it's not like that... They're just jealous. I run a publishing company in New York which isn't a easy job to say the least. The board to that company are some real assholes. It was originally ran by my father David Aames Senior (maybe you've read his book "Defending The Kingdom"), who passed away with my mother when they were hit by a drunk. He was kinda funny. He wasn't built for the 20th century. He never watched television, and yet his biggest magazine is still the TV Digest... Anyways, now I own the majority of the company and it always feels like everyone is trying to cheat me. Hmm, what else? I met the love of my life, her name is Sofia Serrano. She's the most beautiful woman I've met and I'm sure you'd agree. She's wonderful at saving people from stalkers... She's a great girl, it always seems like it's the little things that make us tick. The little things....... there's nothing bigger is there? Haha anyways I think this would be a good place to end...
