my brother fucked marilyn monroe, now gimme some candy! |
let me get right to the point with this one: when the fuck did ted kennedy become a national fucking treasure? over the weekend i'm at the gym and each tv there has a different fucking news channel on... Posted by A Distant Peloton on Thu, 22 May 2008 05:48:00 PST |
war is over (if you want it) minus the yoko parts |
so my last blog was a blast of the philadelphia police department. do i feel bad in light of the past week's events? absolutely not, that cop was a douche. that being said, i actually do not wish deat... Posted by A Distant Peloton on Sun, 11 May 2008 05:40:00 PST |
no i aint jewish, i just don’t dig on swine |
i had quite an interesting experience this past monday. every morning i go to the dunkin donuts up the street for my medium coffee: cream, no sugar, $1.59. the girls there know me, i know them...it's ... Posted by A Distant Peloton on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:25:00 PST |
as requested, another fucking blog |
something that has been on my mind for quite some time now is the fraud known as "the coffee connection." for those of you who aren’t familiar with this disease-infested urethra, let me explain.... Posted by A Distant Peloton on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:09:00 PST |
you should listen to me, i have a degree in marketing |
the other day i went to the state store to purchase some liquor for some customers of mine. this was a result of chase mortgage fucking up yet another loan for me and making me look like an asshole ag... Posted by A Distant Peloton on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 05:48:00 PST |
anarchy....ooooh, how scary... |
i've been holding back for a while on this one but no more. why do people continue to classify punk as actual music? a bunch of talentless assholes in the 70's decided to pick up instruments that they... Posted by A Distant Peloton on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 03:42:00 PST |
ich bin ein blinebury |
reasons i wish i wasn't:
anthony blinebury srconnie blineburycathy blineburyjimmy blineburykaren blinebury
you'll all get yours. everything comes full circle.
... Posted by A Distant Peloton on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 06:31:00 PST |
i am the walrus. shut the fuck up donnie. |
For those of you who may not know, Temple Univ hired John Street as a teacher. I took it upon myself to express my happiness to the president of the school. She hasn't responded yet: ----- Original Me... Posted by A Distant Peloton on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 04:12:00 PST |
somebody fetch me my soapbox |
i spend much of my time complaining about the state of the country, the world, etc. most of my bitching is about the state of the disgusting city i live in. unfortunately no one listens to me or cares... Posted by A Distant Peloton on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 07:11:00 PST |
i’m not there. well i wish you weren’t |
and begin. so this new movie "i'm not there" is all the god damn rage right now. six different people play bob dylan. wow, really fucking impressive. basically what i take from that is that the writer... Posted by A Distant Peloton on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:44:00 PST |