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Egyptian Rat Screw

I'm all hopped up on Mountain Dew I'm gonna come at you like a Spider Monkey

About Me


I AM NOW THE CLICHE BLANK BOOK. I HAVE DECIDED TO PUT ANY AND ALL THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED UP TO THIS POINT BEHIND ME. YES THEY HAVE MAY SHAPED ME BUT NOTHING I WAS BEFORE I AM NOW. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ME THEN TALK TO ME. IF YOU WANT TO JUDGE ME THEN YOU BETTER F'IN KNOW ME. AND IF YOU HATE ME THEN YOU BETTER TRULY HATE YOURSELF.


My Interests

I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME AT WORK EITHER AT THE PORT OR AS A LINE COOK AT DOG & DUCK. WHEN I DO HAVE FREE TIME I AM WATCHING TV WHILE LISTENING TO MUSIC OR PLANNING MY NEXT GREAT MOVE. LIFE IS A CHESS GAME AND I AM TIRED OF BEING A FUCKIN PAWN!!
Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 80%
Envy: 60%
Gluttony: 40%
Pride: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Greed: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 43%
You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go. How Sinful Are You?

I'd like to meet:

I WANT TO MEET SOMEONE THAT CAN TELL ME WHY. IF YOU HONESTLY CAN GIVE ME A GOOD REASON WHY THEN YOU ARE TRULY A GREAT PERSON

Music:

    JACK JOHNSON HOT HOT HEAT HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS TRAVIS UNWRITTEN LAW COLDPLAY PHANTOM PLANET SUM 41 RANCID ILL NINO A PERFECT CIRCLE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE THE USED LINKIN PARK WEEZER BECK 311 AUDIOSLAVE GREEN DAY THRICE FLOGGING MOLLY SMILE EMPTY SOUL MUDVAYNE SLIPKNOT BREAKING BENJAMIN NINE INCH NAILS CROSSFADE ADEMA PAPA ROACH TRUST COMPANY THE ATARIS AFI O.A.R. STORY OF THE YEAR SUGACULT NEW FOUND GLORY SOMETHING CORPORATE DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE TRAPT THURSDAY GOOD CHARLOTTE SUBLIME CHEVELLE COLD DISTURBED DROPKICK MURPHYS SEETHER SEVENDUST BAD RELIGION TRY TO JUDGE ME FOR THE MUSIC I LISTEN TO CAUSE HONESTLY THERE IS NOTHING I WON'T LISTEN TOO

Movies:

-XXX

-BLADE

-BLADE II

-BRADE: TRINITY

-BILLY MADISON

-ANCHORMAN

-ZOOLANDER

-SNATCH

-BOONDOCK SAINTS

-TRAINSPOTTING

-FULL METAL JACKET

Television:

GOTTA LOVE TIVO'D CSI, NCIS, NUMBERS, MASH, AND THERE IS NO BETTER SHOW THAN HOUSE MD

Books:

Heroes:

MY FATHER AND BROTHER RULE THEIR WORLDS I ONLY HOPE TO BE A TENTH OF THE MEN THEY ARE

My Blog

Yup Yup Yup

Well Boys and Girls I'm Gonna Do It.  As of Tomorrow I will start packing some of my things for my bro to hold for me.  Hopefully by the end of February I will be out of this hell called Sou...
Posted by COOK on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:58:00 PST

IT FUCKING HIT ME

ok ok ok I know this is going to sound like complete and utter bullshit but something finally hit me today.  I know everyone says it but you never really understand it until you figure it out you...
Posted by COOK on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 06:09:00 PST

BORED AS HELL

OK I AM DRUNK AND BORED AS HELL IF ANYONE WANT TO TALK PLEASE CONTACT ME ESPECIALLY IF YOUR ARE IN MT. PLEASANT, SC
Posted by COOK on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 10:51:00 PST

Ye Haw

Ok today I'm in a lot better mood.  Work went well today and we got a lot unloaded.  Not only that I got home and went and worked out for and hour and a half and got back to my apartment and...
Posted by COOK on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 05:20:00 PST

Is anyone listening

Well I'm not sure if anyone ever reads my blogs but here I go.  I have been going through a really bad time lately and this is going to be my new place to let some of that crap out that is in ess...
Posted by COOK on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 07:33:00 PST

lost

I've become lost and no one wants to find me
Posted by COOK on Wed, 17 May 2006 08:04:00 PST

Lonely

Don't you just hate it when you post a blog and no one reads or replys to it.  I mean it is just sad.  I am beginning to thing everyone hates me i only have 7 friends and 2 comments and the ...
Posted by COOK on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HERE I AM

WELL IT IS 6 AM AND I AM STILL AT WORK FUCK ME RUNNING.  ONE MORE HOUR AND I CAN LEAVE THIS PIT.  BUT IT COULD BE WORSE LOLLI HAD TO BE AT WORK AT 4 HAHA
Posted by COOK on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST