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And Roger hit himself in the head with the mic.
"So they send these astronauts into space to build a space station. And they're trying to find a place to put it. In space. One astronaut says to the other.. '" How bout over there?"' do ya get it?" S...
Posted by Monkeylimepie! on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 02:02:00 PST
pierre gets clean.. FINALLY!
My sweet little man.. After FIVE YEARS of faire and river trips.. A monkey can get pretty dirty.Oh don"t be embarrassed, Pierre.. It happens to us all. OK! Lets give Pierre a bath..And the results are...
Posted by Monkeylimepie! on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:44:00 PST
Go ahead.. flatter me.
Did one of these before but I posted it as a bulletin and now I cant get to my original test. Therefore.. Do over! http://kevan.org/johari?name=chim+chiminy
Posted by Monkeylimepie! on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 01:34:00 PST
nunya.
Mad Girl's Love Song -Sylvia Plath I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead; I lift my lids and all is born again. (I think I made you up inside my head.) The stars go waltzing out in blue and red,...
Posted by Monkeylimepie! on Tue, 16 May 2006 03:35:00 PST
Hairs getting long..
My Dream by Ogden Nash This is my dream, It is my own dream, I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it.V- Oh. Sweetness....
Posted by Monkeylimepie! on Fri, 12 May 2006 02:24:00 PST
The perfect day. Mikey and Me.
Allrighty. So Im sad, and bawling. Cause Im missing my Mikey. So. What I'm gonna do is share with you guys the perfect day. Starring myself, and Michael Taylor. Hope you enjoy it even a fraction as mu...
Posted by Monkeylimepie! on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 03:58:00 PST
essence du pénis
Found this while grocery shopping today.Because honestly.. what is soup without a little cock flavour?
Posted by Monkeylimepie! on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 11:43:00 PST
phebe.. AKA.. more pics to make you grin.
Aww.. I dont have much to say.. the pics speak volumes on their own.wow.. for a four month old.. she looks drunk..And horny. HA!Sleeping.. snoring.. silently farting.. AWWW.WOW. I dont think it gets c...
Posted by Monkeylimepie! on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 05:11:00 PST
advice? someone? anyone?
Has anyone ever told you that you are full of shit?If not.. lucky you.If so.. then you know how it makes you feel. Like everything that comes out of your mouth is suspect. And all your actions and al...
Posted by Monkeylimepie! on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 01:37:00 PST
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I am beyond typing.. soooooooo pissed. Where is that melon.. oh please.. God.. give me something to smash.. I don't think I've ever been more upset.FUCK. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck ...
Posted by Monkeylimepie! on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 01:28:00 PST