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About Me

First, I'll need to explain something. Whiskeyfist is not exclusive to drinking whiskey only. We love almost all booze. It's just that we also really like whiskey, and the name pretty much sums up our image. Which brings me to the most commonly asked question that everyone in the country has been asking. Who is Whiskeyfist? Are they a gang? A band? A business? Well, here's the answer. Whiskeyfist is a band out of Springfield that enjoy drinking, motorcycles, creepy music, a good story and watching fights. If you play your cards right, you may even be able to get to hear us live some day, and if you do, make sure you buy us a drink. It's only common courtesey. Hopefully, we'll be coming soon to a seedy joint near you, if not, perhaps we'll bump into you during our latest bender. If that's the case, then don't take what we say personally, if you buy us a drink, we may apologize, we may not. If you're still walking funny from the time you talked shit and your knees got blown out from a baseball bat 2 years ago, that doesn't mean it was the baseball bat in our bass players trunk, regardless of the identical wood grain; he uses it strictly for athletic purposes if you know what I mean; If you notice your wallet is missing and our guitar player suddenly has a fresh bottle of Crown Royal, hey, coincidences happen, but you can always put your cash somewhere else and regard it as a lesson learned. If you realize that your tires are slashed and our other guitarist happens to have been playing with a switchblade all night, I'm sure he has an alibi that you better believe since he's the one with the blade. For what it's worth, our frontman has a certain knuckle out of place already, so if your buddy is missing, and he happens to be your buddy who likes to mouth off to frontmen and ends up gone in an instant, hey man, that knuckle went out of place years ago if you know what I mean, so shut the fuck up if you know what's good for you. Oh, and you don't even want to know what our drummer has been up to all night, but trust me when I say, you're better off not knowing. (Even if that means your credit cards are all corrupted and images of your girl with a donkey suddenly emerge on the net)

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My Interests

Drinking, Fights, Rowdy Voodoo Electric Bluesey Ass KickingsThe more you drink, the better we sound. Drink up, get loaded and have a good time with us. Or get into a fight. Either way, it will be fun.

I'd like to meet:

Gearheads, Drunks, Bikers, Tattooed Street Hustlers and anyone in between
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Music:

Deadbolt, Social D, Albert King, Buddy Guy, SRV, Cash, Elvis, Los Straitjackets, and anything that will help a hangover ..

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My Blog

Barely Legal, Breakers, Cops, Car Accident, a Riot and a Super Human Strength Display

So our show with Barely Legal was fantastic to say the least. We all had some drinks, then we washed them down with some drinks. Breakers ran out of Crown Royal, so we had to drink Irish B...
Posted by Whiskey Fist on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:17:00 PST

Songwriting in progress

New song posted, called Last Call. Hopefully you'll get a kick out of it, we throw a little plug to our boys in BARELY LEGAL in the song, if you don't know who they are, you should go either get...
Posted by Whiskey Fist on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:11:00 PST

Our Live Debut at Breakers

So I think it's pretty safe to say, we made an impact. For every one person who hated us, we gained 3 believers and 1 neutral, and those are great numbers in my opinion. After watching the...
Posted by Whiskey Fist on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 09:25:00 PST

The Stripper Whore is back from the dead

You've been warned. We thought we killed her last summer, but that Evil Bitch resurfaced.
Posted by Whiskey Fist on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 09:28:00 PST

1ST WHISKEYFIST SHOW

MAKE SURE YOU SHOW UP, AFTER ALL, WE MIGHT BE BIGGER THAN 50 CENTS OR WHATEVER THAT GUY CALLS HIMSELF, AND IF THAT HAPPENS, YOU CAN SAY YOU SAW US FIRST. OR THE POSSIBILITY EXISTS THAT WE MAY BO...
Posted by Whiskey Fist on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:35:00 PST

New song, heres the lyrics

Tequila SunriseI woke up with a funny feeling this morning Ya something feels out of place. Woke up this morning facedown in the parking lot of the Castaway Inn. My head feels like someones been work...
Posted by Whiskey Fist on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:28:00 PST

Whiskey Josh’s New Tattoo

Yeah, he did it, now THAT'S dedication to the wonderful world of booze!...
Posted by Whiskey Fist on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 05:20:00 PST

Enter Waffalo Bill

1 Pint Glass Filled with IceYour FingerSmirnoff Blueberry VodkaMonster Energy in the Green CanPour a 5 count worth of Blueberry Vodka into Ice Filled Glass(depending on your taste, we started with 1,2...
Posted by Whiskey Fist on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 09:05:00 PST

Show your pride- New Avatar for you!

Show the world that you really enjoy drinking and you're not the one to mess with when you have that occasional bender- download our Full Contact Drinker avatar (in the My Pics section of our pics) an...
Posted by Whiskey Fist on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 05:54:00 PST

Tuesday at the Tavern Lyrics

Due to popular demand (and poor recording quality- damn you Mr. Microphone!) the lyrics to "Tuesday at the Tavern" are as follows (roughly)So we're sitting in the tavern performing our ritualof knocki...
Posted by Whiskey Fist on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:26:00 PST