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My new myspace name

Go fuck yourself. - Ron Burgundy

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorHi my name is Matt. I have recently come to terms with the fact that I am not good looking, so I have decided to stop trying to impress the opposite sex. I do stand-up comedy. My left nut hangs lower than the right one. I daydream a lot, mostly about me having super powers. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

all kinds of stuff, drawing, drinking, partying, driving, making people laugh, dancing (ok actually i dont dance, i find it awkward and i start sweating profusely)....i havent really made a list of my hobbies lately

I'd like to meet:

Not you.

Music:

SUBLIME, Red Hot Chili Peppers, 311, Master Ace, Royce 5'9", TOOL, STP, Nas is the shit, Incubus, audioslave, SUBLIME

Movies:

BRAVEHEART, Shawshank Redemption, Dumb and Dumber, The Matrix Movies, The Score, Old School, Karate Kid, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Great Outdoors, The Jerk, Boondock Saints, oh shit i forgot Office Space (i believe you have my stapler).....theres all kinds of movies i forgot.......movies i dont like: Reservoir Dogs, House of 1000 Corpses, and any made for tv movie

Television:

World's Wildest Police Videos (those people are so dumb....dont they see those shows that are on all day and know thats theres NO chance for their drunk ass to get away). other than that and mythbusters, TV pretty much sucks

Books:

The Hobbit, trying to read the lord of the rings trilogy but its a lil hard, Where the Red fern grows, Of mice and men, The old man and the sea, The Gas We Pass (its a kids book about farting.....i used to love it....i still have it), um i also like the Harry Potter series, and i dont care if you think im a dork for reading them....i enjoy them and like my quote says, "you dont know what youre missing" so until you have read them, go fuck yourself

Heroes:

my mom... and Alan Thicke