Band Nostalgia: Excalibur IV |
"We all have to coexist. No reason to try and fuck everyone in the ass." - Joshua "Tubbi" MaysThe time is upon us. The football teams are warming up; the cheerleaders are hard at practice; and out on ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 00:21:00 GMT |
THE MARTIN MEGA MOVIE REVIEW |
People, it's midsummer, you've seen everything you want to see, but have you seen everything you need to see? Morrowcoholics and Martin Followers (MFers for short) alike, take advatange of this grand ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:49:00 GMT |
Branson will soon get an ultra bad ass story |
So for my scavenger hunt, we were able to find a winner. The points were tallied and Branson came in first, narrowly defeating Chris and McKenzie only by a few points.Thanks to all that played.Branson...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 20:40:00 GMT |
Things That Creep Me Out Scavenger Hunt |
Folks, it's that time, time for the first annual THINGS THAT CREEP MARTIN OUT SCAVENGER HUNT! *Crowd applauds*The rules are simple, my dear readers have one week, that's to next Wednesday, June 18th b...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 23:31:00 GMT |
Assbackwards Alabama: Celebrity? |
Welcome to the first edition of Assbackwards Alabama (name subject to change). Today we have a top 5 list of current questionable celebrities. Back in the good old days it took talent and persistance ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 22:22:00 GMT |
The Money Exchange: Conclusion |
Conclusion Set-Up: After destroying Martin's tracking device located on his bladder, Agent Dark and Boy decide to finish what they started in hopes of gaining a million dollars. Agent Dark: A...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 09:34:00 GMT |
The Money Exchange: Part III |
Part 3 Set-Up: After Martin failed to pay "Matt Young" the sum of 1 million dollars following a dispute in a contest, "Matt Young" took Martin to court where everything went to hell...Boy strips off h...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 13:15:00 GMT |
The Money Exchange: Part II |
Part 2 Set-Up: When we last left off, Matt Young was suing Martin for not providing the million dollars that Young won in a contest. (In a courtroom)Martin: Wh...wheres the lawyer. S...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 15:41:00 GMT |
The Money Exchange: Part I |
Starring: Martin as Martin the Game show Host/Millionaire, Matt as Mr.Young/Agent Dark, and Boy as Boy Part 1Set-Up: Matt Young, a 93 year old veteran appears on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.Martin: ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 21:27:00 GMT |
Fight Club |
25That's right people, if I'm at a playground or a park and an entire kindergarden class starts some shit - I could kick all 25 of their crayola loving asses. Now I'm not saying I advocate the beating...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:03:00 GMT |
